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Call me the Gender Collector.

@a-puddle-on-jupiter / a-puddle-on-jupiter.tumblr.com

Hi, I'm Jupiter. You can call me Jupi! "I don't think very well... But my actions speak what I wanna say: I love you, and I want to fight for you." Ask me about my interests and you will never get me to shut up. However, I have better things to do than talk to people who have no braincells... But wait, I talk to myself. Shit. Finished studying art and design, never going back to college again. The fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. I am the decent into madness, and I cannot be stopped.Chaotic bastard is my alignment. Nihilistic bitch with a temper, about to steal some kneecaps. Please give a shout out to @the-uno-reverse-card because they're an asshole and i feel like they are deserving of the love, oh yes. I PROMISE I AM AN ARTIST, I SWEAR! Reblogs > likes, we all know this. you've made it this far, and the beef is eating YOUR FUCKING SALAD. We stan bastards. FINALLY AN ADULT, and thats all you need to know. BA DA BA BA BA! IM GONNA EAT YOUR FACE! Why in hell are you still reading? @thedeadmemereturns owns my brain cells, and he can monch my ass if he wants. I should probably stop typing oml. It's a real shame I know what moving on feels like. If you know, you know. Terfs, Ableists, exclusionists, Nazis, People who think corn or bbq sauce is good on pizza and anti's fuck off I don't like you. Also MAPs are gross.
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Fuck it, have an "about me".

Hi!

I'm Jupi/Jupiter. Or Rick. Or Sakura. Or Seb. It's really up to you what name you want to use for me.

I use he/they/slimes pronouns.

I stream on my YouTube every Friday. You'll have to turn on notifs to find out when because I'm usually late.

I also have a Discord server! It is my rp server (Respect). Dm me if you're curious about it!

I'm a fandom disaster, but hey, you probably don't care about that.

Also I changed my name recently:

The-Sockiopathic-Jacket to A-Puddle-On-Jupiter.

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i'm keeping you in the time loop. it's the only way i know how to keep you safe. trapping you here, in the last day that you're alive, ignorant of what's to come as the sun sets. i dread each minute, a countdown to the end, but live in relief as all the blood washes away, all the would-be scars fade, and the tears dry before they have a chance to fall. but the memory of you dying in my arms remains, and so i'm keeping you in the time loop

(you figured out i'm keeping you in a time loop. you ask me to let you go every day now. i can't i can't i can't i can't i can't i)

Official Time Loop Post

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I think disabled people deserve high income for free forever with no strings attached and I’m not kidding

disabled people deserve basics. but we also deserve to go on vacation. we deserve splurging on a $50 video game every once in a while. we deserve nice meals and nice clothes and nice things. we deserve a nice candle. and fancy soap.

disabled ppl deserve to be comforted by human impulses like the rest of y’all

lol remember when people were getting pissy about my idea of ‘nice things’ and ‘disposable income’ because it was just describing their everyday life and that’s not glamorous

meanwhile I wrote this post living on my best friends couch living out of a suitcase lol

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