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Drunken Dragon

A fan story for Metaphor: Refantazio. This story assumes your current party has 6 members. Read with caution.

The trio of girls, Eupha, Junah, and Hulkenberg, finally have a night to themselves to enjoy a girls' night to unwind and relax. Luckily, Eupha brought with her some of the berries that they had sampled before. However, things a take a turn when their inhibitions lower and their curiosities get the better of them... especially when it just so happens one of the girls is a summoner. A dragon summoner.

IGNITER

Brigitta is a powerful, imposing woman. Like all powerful things, she draws people to her. Moth to flames. Will is a candidate running for the throne, attempting to unite hearts and minds. However, he is a touch naive and very pliant. When the pair meet, Brigitta reveals that she wishes to have Will assist her with a matter involving a pet. Little does he know that it will be him wearing the collar, and that his very identity will be toyed with.

proofreading by: https://x.com/Mloony1

STATE OF THE SALTY UNION FOR JUNE 4TH 2024

Not a fic! Remember when I used to do State of The Salty Unions? For my birthday, I wanted to do a BIG one and just touch on stuff! I feel like we've very very firmly entered a new distinct era for my works and wanted to touch on that. So, take a look if you're curious about, well, me, and the future of my work. Thank you all again even if you don't read it. You are the reason I am doing this and… thank you!

Mature content

The New Sister (Vivian TF)

       The new Paper Mario remake is out, but not everyone can play it! Some people are stuck waiting for their copy and to continue nursing their deep affection for everyone's favorite Shadow Siren Sister, Vivian! Sometimes, an obsession can actually be extremely healthy and lead you to realize some things about yourself, especially if that thing you are realizing is that you actually want to be Vivian too! So go ahead and embrace it!       

He checked the mail again hoping that this time it would be different. There was nothing no matter how often he looked. Ugh. He lifted his phone and pushed his long bangs of black hair out of the way of his eyes. The internet was filled with buzz. This is the most his comfort character had ever been reported on and it was kind of overwhelming.

Mature content: Sexual themes

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I haven't posted my newest stories here quite yet entirely because my gay ass is lazy. But I am VERY proud of the centaur one. Have you guys seen my stories yet or is the Tumblr crowd still mostly their own thing?

RITUAL - tanuki vs sab and tay (18+)

           Most of the day was overshadowed by the strange appearance of a messenger crow. The bird was rather large for a crow and was seated atop the mailbox of the guild house with an undeniable level of severity. Sabrith noticed it first and walked politely up to the bird.  

Bad Bath (18+)

            COMMISSIONED BY: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/nrg900/

Water flowed warm and steaming already out the mouth of the bamboo faucet. Natural stone mingled with wooden tub work to create a picturesque outdoor bath facing towards the mountains and humble slopes of the valley beyond. To many this was as relaxing a sight as possible, which was precisely what it was that Tomiko was hoping for.

Anonymous asked:

Hi, been reading your stuff for a few years now and wanna know something? How do you go about your process for writing smut? do you give urself some summary to expand on, bullet points for actions, etc? I wanna write something one day but i realize thats my biggest issue.

So I have legit gone through a few different processes over the years! I'm no exemplary writer and there are muuuuch better structured, paced, and consistent authors than I. That said, basically it goes like this:

Think of what I want to write and how "serious" a project it is. Like, should I work really hard on the idea or is more like a quick junk food story, something fun and loose. From there, I brew on it a little and come up with general ideas for key points I know will enhance the story. Like a certain moment in the transformation, a part of the sex scene that appeals to me, or a key moment of drama that I know I need to build my story around so everything else can work to support these moments. If I know a massive horse cock is gonna snap open a pair of jeans, I can talk about how she's wearing jeans in the first place.

Then it depends, early career I really did just wing it or write a loooong summary of ideas, but mid career and currently I'll just write out an outline so I have a structure to grow around like a vine.

500 words intro

1000 words build up to the cock growing and bursting the jeans

500 words jerk off scene

500 words wrap up

This structure comes a lot from the fact I worked for commission very often and word count mattered a lot since people were paying for each and every word. Though, stories where I am cut loose or working under someone with infinite money I'd still occasionally use an outline like this. Most of the time I start writing without it and then produce one halfway through if I'm getting a bit confused or noticed that my story isn't really going forward.

Hope this helps!

Waifu update, 

Signalis has a fucking endless stream of hot android girls with dark color schemes, fuck yes

Makima literally owns my soul (and is Cecille?)

This is the update.

Anonymous asked:

Do you ever plan on further developing some of the stories on your Hentai Foundry account, like Monster Girl Island?

Nope! Stuff like Monster Girl Island is old to me and there simply isn't room in my head to remember how the story even went or incentive to add on to them. As well, that particular story is SO OLD that the only way I could sanely add on to it is to redo the story and bring it up to speed with my current method of writing, organizing, loring, etc. I remember being proud of it tho, so I guess that's something.

Anonymous asked:

Why are all your stories on different websites? It becomes difficult to find any in particular when I have to check Archive of Our Own, Hentai Foundry, your website, and here for something.

The easy answer is because I have a full time job outside of writing and organization has never been my forte. In a perfect world every single story I've ever done would be on the website. I also avoid posting non-fandom stuff on Archive since it is furry oriented and avoid posting fandom stuff on the furaffinity.

Going forward, as has been the case for a few years now, if I write a new story it goes on the website for absolute sure, so there isn't really a question where the new stuff will be.

I wish I could say "I'll also look into archiving all my old stuff and making sure it is on the site!" but there is so much of that and so little of me. So, sorry. I'm a very messy writer.

Thank yall for the prompts~ 

Which one was your fav? I got so many good ones, and at least like 4 I’d have made into a full fic if I wasn’t so sljksklhgj

Thank you all, and MERRRRRRRR CHHHHHHH

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