Me: *cups own breasts* nice
Me: *slaps own ass* NICE
Me: *cups own breasts* nice
Me: *slaps own ass* NICE
no offense but i’m a cat i’m a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance
why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made
We’re a team!
I needed a break from my boys so heres the baes
me entering hell: eugh heugh FUCkkkk what’s P OP PP IN AAUUGHHHEUGH, huhuh woooOoOW it’s lit in heere, huhhh shuhugh mmwwahhh fuUUUCKK IT’S HOT AS FUCK IN HERE,
satan: can somebody PLEASE remove that from the premises
merry clitoris
me: hi how are you?
customer: im returning this
me: *slaps my ass loud enough to deafen them* i said how are you
Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol
not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me