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That moment when you get roasted by a kid.
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huglusted
beeandpupcat
THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN
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So I got this ad on youtube...
It’s for U.S. Cellular, specifically advertising how great their streaming service is. You can even , the guy in the ad says, stream hours of grass mowing.
And I go… “wait a minute…that sounds weird…why hasn’t this ad ended yet?”
And I look at the bottom.
the ad is seven hours long.
UPDATE
i’m half an hour in
the guy’s come back a couple times. his mower broke down and he went to get more gas. he came back and started it up again, drove around a few more times making comments about it being fun and “you still watchin? weird.” After a bit he took out a ruler and started measuring the grass.
He pulled out a book and a lawn chair and started reading, but he just left and said he’ll be back soon
he brought out an umbrella but it fell over so he left and came back and tried to fix it but it completely broke so he stalked off, dragging the chair behind him. i’m loving this.
HE BROUGHT OUT A HAND-HELD UMBRELLA
he’s really getting into the book
He put away the umbrella and book and stuff and now he’s measuring the grass again.
HE’S GONNA PLAY CROQUET
the sprinklers turned on…i’m two hours into this thing
more compelling than real tv tbh
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The AP’s standards blog just posted a piece about how to use the term ‘alt-right’ when writing articles. Considering the Associated Press provides the style guidelines for newspapers and magazines nationwide, this clarification is a big deal. Here’s the sweet and succinct “usage” section.
“Alt-right” (quotation marks, hyphen and lower case) may be used in quotes or modified as in the “self-described” or “so-called alt-right” in stories discussing what the movement says about itself.
Avoid using the term generically and without definition, however, because it is not well known and the term may exist primarily as a public-relations device to make its supporters’ actual beliefs less clear and more acceptable to a broader audience. In the past we have called such beliefs racist, neo-Nazi or white supremacist.
The Associated Press is ready to call a duck a duck and so should you.
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are the mlp horses the same size as actual horses because real horses are enormous and terrifying
so logically
darkforestwarrior
you do know horses come in miniature version right
oh i see
fatass-mcnotits
et voíla
It’s called my LITTLE pony for a reason
ah yes
are we not going to talk about the dragon
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i made a compilation of some of my favourite vines since its dying next month rip (pt 1)
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yall gotta stop this
its true i was there i was the stepdad
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Normally I don’t post celebrities Instagrams but I think this is noteworthy.
D E A D
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i knew you were trouble when you walked in
now im lion on the cold hard ground
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OH MY GOD
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OMG I LOST MY SHIT OVER THIS Amazing art by @fleebites [Twitter]
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BARACK OLLAMMA
[juvenile laughter]
tol-soft-friend
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Lmao I can’t stand y'all
tol-soft-friend
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Big mood
the leg lmaooooo
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I’ve created a useful resource for English teachers.
Source: mxduki
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