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Hi!! Reblogging this a second time to inform everyone theyre nonbinary!! They use they/them pronouns!! (also check them out on tiktok their videos are wonderful)

i like the idea that by act 3, like 70% of hawke’s reputation in kirkwall is just built on elaborate lies and stories that varric makes up about them. like, “hawke single-handedly saves the mines outside of kirkwall because she can speak dragon” or “oh, didn’t you know? hawke destroyed the entire invisible sisters gang by sniping each individual member from up on the hawke estate rooftop.” and the citizens of kirkwall, who at this point have literally seen hawke defeat the arishok in single combat and save the entire city, are just like “oh shit seems legit”

What about Hawke starting to believe the rumors because so much wild shit happens to them every day that maybe they did just forget

Someone: Wow Hawke did you really kill a pride demon with your bare hands for a peanut butter sandwich?

Hawke: 

this is an extremely valid addition to this post

fuck jkr for convincing a whole generation that “witch” and “wizard” are male/female versions of the same thing

witches

wizards

stop saying warlocks are male witches! warlocks are a whole ass third thing! 

Tinder but for ghosts and solving mysteries.

some fools be like “i play games to escape my responsibilities” then pick tank or healer

in my greatest fantasies i am able to help people

is there any look hotter than disheveled and slightly bloody

um?? dishevelled and slightly bloody, with a sword under their chin

Ahem. Dishevelled, slightly bloody, with a sword under their chin, while smiling lasciviously

for your consideration: dishevelled, slightly bloody, with a sword under their chin, while smiling lasciviously, and kneeling

You know why I absolutely loved Birds of Prey? Gotham. So many of the recent movies set in that city have tried to make it all broody and dark, but there are regular people. Living their lives. Sure, their lives are fucking i n s a n e, like carry around a gas mask every day in case someone gases your building i n s a n e, but still. Like, Harley Quinn walking down the street and no one giving a shit? THAT’S WHAT I WANT. People willing going to a supervillain’s club because it’s a good club? YES PLEASE! There’s only so much batshit bullshit you can take until it just becomes normal, and if you want to tell me people in Gotham are still freaked out by Harley Quinn just, being on a public roller derby team? you’re wrong.

Gotham is like Las Vegas getting stuck exactly in-between it's "run by the Mafia" and "time for all the over-the-top whacky themed casinos" phases, with more costumed lunatics, and even less people giving a single fuck about if they're accidentally friends with a crime boss until it's a problem for them personally.

me dramatically reducing my health points to cast blood magic

quarantine moods ive seen:

I feel like the usage of the term “crack ship” has changed. When I think “crack ship”, I don’t think ‘these two characters have good chemistry and would be good together, but it’s not going to happen, so it’s crack", I think Loki/Gordon Ramsay

There’s a big difference between rarepair and crackship.

‘these two characters have good chemistry and would be good together, but it’s not going to happen’ is a non-canon ship (Ron Weasley/Harry Potter) a rarepair is a ship that isn’t popular (Ron Weasley/Dean Thomas) a crackship requires everyone around you ask wtf you were smoking (Ron Weasley/The Whomping Willow)

Lets please put the crack back in crackship

Hawke pls

There’s a fine line between “pushing yourself out of your comfort zone” and “pushing yourself into a mental breakdown” and we need to fucking find it and stop encouraging people to do the second in an attempt at making them do the first.

I swear I’ve reblogged this before but it’s getting reblogged again because holy shit this couldn’t be more true.

*not my image, found on facebook*

Was just too perfect not to share.

Forgive me.

only if you forgive me

His world now

HEY YOU

YOURE FINALLY AWAKE

Oh sweet Jesus.

i am so sorry for this

this is next level

@where-the-fuck-is-he

I somehow fucking knew this was how it was gonna end up

There's lots of talk out there about working through trauma via dark fanfiction. I'm not saying anything against that - there's nothing wrong with it. But I do think there's an unfortunate implication being made in a lot of those posts. Accidentally or not, the implication being made is that trauma is the reason people enjoy dark content. That there needs to be a justification at all.

Guys, trauma is not the only reason to enjoy dead dove do not eat content. You don't need trauma to justify liking it. You don't need anything to justify liking it. You can just...like it. I get the point of those posts is to stop people from harping on others when they might be digging into said trauma, or harassing others for their coping methods, which is definitely wrong - but let's be clear in our intent and not alienate people that are just here for the fun of it. Let's not make people think they need a reason to enjoy what they do.

You don't need trauma to justify liking dark things. You can just like it and if that's all there is to it, that's perfectly okay.

horror movies, serial killer documentaries, splatterhouse-type games, etc - these are billion-dollar industries

there is a real, valid, profitable part of the human psyche that loves dark shit when it’s in a situation we can control

what do you think is the appeal of roller coasters? danger, controlled

i don’t give one single solitary shit what your particular dark fic itch is. seriously, i don’t care. it doesn’t matter. yes, even whatever super gross objectionable thing you just thought of - it literally doesn’t matter. unless real, live, non-hypothetical people are hurt in the making of a thing, that’s just how humans be. sometimes we gaze into the abyss, to see if we can handle it when the abyss gazes back.

it’s called catharsis, something that humans have understood since the ancient Greeks at the very least, and certain people on this website need to fuckin’ look that shit up

Loving the idea of earth cryptids/folklore monsters being real only the humans have no idea until after first contact.

Vulcans: Our scientists have questions about the small nocturnal portion of your population that drinks blood and appears virtually immortal. Is there a name for this sub-species?

Humans: THE WHAT?!?!?