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my favorite genre of video is kittens eating food in the most fucked up ways

cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

Honestly the best part of being a barista was charging cops for their drinks. They're so used to getting free shit so it was SOOOOO good for them to pull up to the window and for me to be like "$6.47 :)" and them to make this whole elaborate display of slowly pulling their wallet out and handing their card over bc they weren't expecting to pay. I'd charge you double if I could, oink oink bitch

how could you leave this in the tags

theyrye putting chemicals in your food that make you moan like a girl btw

They're called garlic and onions

after 2 hours 46 minutes of dune part 2 the girl in front of me went "i think there was a part 1"

your mistake is thinking healing will always feel good, and not often like molting while clung to dead tree bark

instead of killing myself i will watch documentary about the ocean

some big guys down there. Huge. they don't know about the economy

The gelato doesn't seem that bad. However,

it pales in comparison to the Baja Blast Pie

Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the Gods? Where's a dumbass Hercules To gamely eat Tide Pods?

(bad) Idea: Pronoun selections for multiple pronoun users where you have the ability to set relative rates of each pronoun. Like maybe like:

See you could set relative frequencies of each pronoun, and order them.

And yes I did mock this up using Visual Basic 6. That's just how my brain works.

MY PRONOUNS HAVE A VIRUS!?

I ran an Aliens rpg years back. But the players didn't KNOW it was an Aliens game until halfway through the first session.

They thought it was a sci-fi game but they also thought the monsters were going to be zombies.

Over a period of 2 hours they then proceeded to make EVERY Aliens movie cliche "mistake" known to man. Because at the time they all made sense.

The characters in a story don't know they're in a story or what kind of story it is.

They might think their in a romcom instead of a slasher movie. And if you're not in a slasher movie, why the fuck would you search through every closet in your house just because a cup mysteriously fell off a table in the dining room?

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