first person to eat a sausage an onion and a pepper together must have cummed themselves straight to death

for whom the saul calls

bunny utopia: grassy field with dandelions and places to burrow and bananas for everyone

hamster utopia: endless hallway with rotating saws and swinging axes and rickety bridges that swing above rivers of lava

i am not calling twitter fucking x

im deadnaming that shit

At least I don't have a tumblr

Can you believe it? This thing 👇 just told a lie.

welp. to the shredder

this website is a great source of info about cat genetics, including a gathering of reports and resources on cats in Forbidden Colors

I think harmless mutations that make cool colors and patterns are neat and i want to see where these are going

hey that’s the creature. i know this beast

That's tumblr's collectively owned beast

i cast concussion! [beats you over the head with my staff]

Dale Gribble discourse on my dash, can't believe it. "Dale would be a Q guy" "Dale would be woke". The show goes out of its way to show that the conspiracies Dale believes in are so outlandish and absurd as to be alienating to everyone. You wouldn't even be able to ascertain Dale Gribble's position before he completely lost you with some insane shit. You do not fundamentally understand what Dale is about. He is a lonely cuckold too out there even for other conspiracists. The thesis of this man is that he has no people aside from his friends, who also mostly just humor him when he's talking. If you think Dale would align to any recognisable politic you're a fake fan, smh.

Fake fans : Dale Gribble would believe in Q

True fans: Dale Gribble thinks X-Files was a documentary.

Exactly, you get it.

Dale Gribble would think that JFK shot first. Dale Gribble would think that Epstein was actually a white hat seeking to expose Zeta Reticulans. Dale Gribble would never vote except when he does vote, for himself as a write-in candidate on a platform that is entirely about him securing rights to get a HAM radio to listen in on Canadian spy satellite transmissions. Dale Gribble's conspiracies put him beyond the pale for everyone and win him no allies anywhere. His few actual friends don't even believe him. He's a man alone.

music & a bite to eat is life

playing my game

wholesome doomerpilled simp falls for a smol weeby tiktok egirl. what happens next will make you want to lift several cinderblocks with rope and pulleys and drop them on the back of your own head in a maneuver known as the “cement guillotine” 

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

cats will be let into the bathroom and make it their entire personality