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Uncle Romeo

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Your Favorite Uncle - #Grownblr - Trunk full of groceries - Capricorn sun. Libra moon. - $Uncleromeo
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please don't follow my blog based on some intellectual shit I said on one post.

this ain't what you think it is, I promise.

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uncleromeo

ngl the worst thing a bout being single rn is not being able to squeeze a tiddy on a whim.

gotta make appointments and shit.

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tartrazeen

Punch card system

Every ten squeezes, you get to do a honk

šŸ˜†

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ngl the worst thing a bout being single rn is not being able to squeeze a tiddy on a whim.

gotta make appointments and shit.

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uncleromeo

who woulda thought forcing it to rain in Dubai through cloud seeding could have unexpected outcomes (even though it has already been proven multiple times to have caused massive flooding in other parts of the world)?

who woulda thought a city in the desert, known for being very hot and dry, would flood from a huge rainstorm (even though it definitely wouldn't have the infrastructure to handle more than a few inches of rain in a day because it's in the desert and rich people are always cutting corners)?

who woulda thought that those huge buildings would bend and sway like that (just because the weight of the water soaking into the porous materials they're made from made them a lot heavier and less sturdy)?

oh no, somebody eat save the rich people. šŸ˜‘

so it turns out Dubai only gets about a inch and a half of rain per year...

it got more than 6 more overnight with more expected tonight.

all I can think about is all those million dollar cars floating down in the bottom of luxury underground parking garages.

lmao.

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who woulda thought forcing it to rain in Dubai through cloud seeding could have unexpected outcomes (even though it has already been proven multiple times to have caused massive flooding in other parts of the world)?

who woulda thought a city in the desert, known for being very hot and dry, would flood from a huge rainstorm (even though it definitely wouldn't have the infrastructure to handle more than a few inches of rain in a day because it's in the desert and rich people are always cutting corners)?

who woulda thought that those huge buildings would bend and sway like that (just because the weight of the water soaking into the porous materials they're made from made them a lot heavier and less sturdy)?

oh no, somebody eat save the rich people. šŸ˜‘

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put a company logo on it and any crime is legal.

corporations are designed with the exact same structure as organized crime. especially when you consider that all of the major corporations are related... like a family.

the owners and CEOs get together a few times a year to discuss their plans and make sure they aren't stepping on each others turf or cutting into each others cash flow.

sometimes they'll give each other a little extra business to get the heat off their own back.

they protect each other and once in a while they choose somebody to take the fall for a crime so the whole industry doesn't get investigated.

they keep cops (feds) and politicians on their payroll and some of the biggest corporations are literally selling drugs.

corporations don't design products, they buy designs and patents (or exclusive rights to sell them), pay to have them mass produced as cheaply as possible, put their logo on them, then lie to you about their value.

but if you've seen shark tank you already know that part. the problem is most people don't understand that they all do it. ALL of them. and when they can't buy the latest new design/patent they take it by force or intimidation. they spend billions making sure its as difficult as possible for a small startup business to be successful in their markets unless they can put their name on it and take their cut off the top. what does that sound like?

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We need to stop letting people use ā€œI was going through somethingā€ as an excuse to treat us like anything. We are all going through something.

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lesbian women are better at flirting than straight women and that shit is fucking diabolical.

you know damn well you dont want me. this is just sport to you and I eat that shit up every damn time.

but it's highkey a compliment to know that you feel safe enough around me to play like that.

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it's crazy how y'all will completely ignore human trafficking and sexual/physical assault to attack a man for possibly being gay/bisexual.

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uncleromeo

watching people rewrite the terms of engagement for a rap beef just so they don't have to admit their fave got folded by a single verse and then apologized for a weak retort was not on my April 2024 Black culture bingo card but im gonna count it as "lightskint fuckery" anyway.

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savvygooner

It's funny because most of that diss was for the other beige boy, a few light jabs at Cole, got gassed, and 48 hours later, he puts himself on the summer jam screen smh

if you gonna clap back, hit as hard as you can and stand on it. don't claim you the goat one day then try to "friendly competition" your way out of it when you realize what you up against.

he really shoulda just pretended he didn't care. now he getting clowned by lames on reddit who got all they hip hop knowledge from rap genius and urban dictionary.

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watching people rewrite the terms of engagement for a rap beef just so they don't have to admit their fave got folded by a single verse and then apologized for a weak retort was not on my April 2024 Black culture bingo card but im gonna count it as "lightskint fuckery" anyway.

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if you care about fair wages don't just like the post, reblog it. if you don't care, keep scrolling.

and please don't fill the notes and tags with "I don't drink (that) beer anyway" or "fuck Texas" or "I don't live in the States"... that doesn't help anyone.

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