bro I don't think this lifeguard is certified

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Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy me: not true Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform me: thats right

Beagle puppies rescued from a medical testing facility got to meet Snoopy. (source)

peace and love on fucking earth

thought this was a dril tweet for a second but no this is just reality now

it’s fun for me just to grab a

Bite to eat

Plus my burgers got some sauce that's sweet!

i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

Nobody wants to work anymore

we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable

oh my god it was the porn ban. the porn ban killed the tumblr sexyman. the horny can't fester and multiply like it used to. the sexymen are killed in their infancy

IM SORRY LOOK AT THIS OFFICIAL DRAWING HELLO?? THEY ARE LITTLE GUYS!!!

It's my birthday! 33 feels like a big one - hope the year ahead holds all sorts of fun, cool things. ♥🎉