me @ any and every cat in existence:

dude. boys don’t wear axe to attract girls. only other boys like the smell of axe. bro. u smell great bro. u look beautiful today btw bro. js

its the bro pheromone, the pherobrone if you will

an amazing addition, tysm

do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It

stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!

ADHD is just a lack of RAM space in your brain

LIKE COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me when i get my student loan

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

extremely lucky cat

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

Can’t move, can barely work… You’ve come through three times already, Money Cat

i LAUGH EVERY TIME I SEE THIS FUCKING PICTURE

ring ring

HELLO??? captain haddock asks, shoving the shower head against his face as water shoots out of it. HELLO??

Ok mais la version française est encore mieux avec “Allô ?” (à l'eau)

I’m so disappointed that this pun doesn’t translate

FUCK silverfish

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

: (

oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please

please have these

: )

i like animals that look like they have information

hello friends i am here

I’m at mcdonalds and this little kid just took off his shoe and dumped all his fries into it ????????

MY DUDE PUT THE SHOE BACK ON WITH THE FRIES IN IT

Homie is walking out of the establishment with fry feet my dude

thats ol’ salty shoes sam

me getting pulled over in the city: what seems to be the problem officer

cop: one of your tail lights was blinking

me: you mean my turn signal?

cop: what the fuck is that

me attacking you with love

hmmm