BONUS: Matt’s super cute laugh

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GOD BLESS PAPA JEFF

You’re doing your best, and that’s all you can do. Please don’t worry, I will always be proud of you.

players: oh boy, we’re out of healing potions, we hope that this dungeon soon ends

DM:

The Spellcasters: We’re almost out of spells! Hope we can find a safe place to sleep soon!

DM:

DM: go ahead and try

Fun DM tip: have the final villain of a five-year campaign casually wander up in the middle of an unrelated conversation.

Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”*

My blog:

on the one hand this is a joke post because lol i have never made a good post in my life, but also, if i hadn’t made the connection between this update and my sudden nosedive in activity, i would have been really fucking discouraged about all the shit i’ve been working on lately. i guarantee there are people on tumblr right now who haven’t made that connection, and who are trying to figure out why suddenly no one likes anything they’ve made. and that fucking sucks.

Reminder to go into your settings and turn off ‘Best Stuff First’ because my activity’s tanked a couple days ago for no reason so this stuff IS happening.

You WILL miss content with that setting on.

i ain’t joking when i say that my activity looks JUST like this too and i wasn’t sure why

I can only find the option on the app under Settings > Dashboard Preferences.

To support content creators do us a favour and turn off “Best stuff first”. Open the tumblr app (Android or iOs) and go to “Settings > Dashboard Preferences. And please reblog this post, so that everybody will see this. Thank you very much!

I assumed I just wasn’t writing very well, but maybe it’s not just me.

Am I supposed to pay to get my writing in front of followers now?

We interrupt your regularly-scheduled sci-fi content because this is important for app users, and it sucks. We all follow blogs because we want to see their content, not to have a crappy algorithm decide what’s best.

This blog is down approximately 80%, which doesn’t affect me other than as an annoyance (as this is a hobby and @okayto is small-ish) but the issue undoubtedly hurts others.

Below are instructions for turning it off. You have to do it individually–it doesn’t matter if a blog you follow turns it off, you’ll still be affected unless you do the same.

We don’t normally reblog PSAs, but this is very clearly affecting us, too! If you haven’t been getting your daily dose of RPG humor, this setting is probably why. Turn it off so you can see all the silly shit players say!

Trying to reblog the versions of these instructions with the most notes, so they’ll actually show up for the people afflicted by this update.

Hello? Is this Stacey’s mom? Oh great, hey! I just wanted to say tHAT YOUR BITCH OF A DAUGHTER HURT MY CHILD- YES I JUST CALLED YOUR DAUGHTER A BITCH- Yes he’s my child. No, I’m not Mrs. Henderson. Yes this is Steve, Steve Harrington - LISTEN THAT’S NOT IMPORTANT OKAY? DUSTIN IS MY SON WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. Anywayyyy, I just wanted to say your daughter has been very disrespectful to my Dustin at the Snow Ball the other night and I would like a personal apology from her or you can kiss your PTA presidency goodbye. YOU HEARD ME AND I MEAN IT-

Omg @that-hipster-mermaid

- a thirsty npc to our party’s bard (via outofcontextdnd)

♪Hello again, friend of a friend, I knew you when Our common goal was waiting for the world to end♪

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