i'm still here

When people are talking about Catholicism’s positive contributions to human culture they’re referring to BDSM

build a bear? yeah i give my boyfriend his t shots i know how to build a bear

Shirley Jackson, We Have Always Lived in the Castle Vincent van Gogh, Garden at Arles (1888)

Available everywhere April 1st, 2024

ART IS IMPORTANT ‼️

[ID: Digital art of Daniel Howell and Phil Lester from "DanandPhilCRAFTS - Slime" as the tarot card "The Devil". Dan stands on the left, holding a heart in one hand and Phil's hand and a coiled rope in the other. Phil stands on the right, holding Dan's hand and the rope with one hand, and a knife in the other. Dan looks forward blankly, spattered in blood, while Phil stands with his eyes closed, a gaping wound in his chest. They stand on an altar mat, while a large red goat-like satan stands behind them, a hand on each of their shoulders. The card sits on top of a printed out government document from GCHO, which has been heavily blacked out and is splattered with blood. End ID]

Enjoy this shitty meme I made

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

For the chronically anxious and/or otherwise mentally ill:

This is not a screamer, jumpscare, or any other kind of horror link I don’t know the name of. It will not cause you to question reality and as far as I’m aware, there is no reason it should cause any kind of hallucinations or psychosis. I don’t want to spoil the surprise because it’s DELIGHTFUL but I am happy to tell you it’s very sweet and gentle and also great lowkey stress relief. This is a cinnamon roll link appropriate for all ages (yes, all the way down to babies) and you will enjoy it if you click it. ❤️

This makes me so happy

i say this every year but tumblr didn’t start doing april fools’ gimmicks until 2014. one year previous, April 1st, 2013, was a certain Incident that i am CONVINCED caused @staff to think “we have to make an april fools’ theme ourselves, because if left to their own devices, they’ll do… That”

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

*looks at sherlock* it’s very smoll

oh my god it was me

this is the very first ever documented use of smoll. you’re all a witness to language history here.

A glimpse of the Colorado River from Navajo Point on the south rim, Grand Canyon National Park, Arizona.

baby seal spotted. at the creek #thecreek

Today's Honorary Seal Is: Spotted At #TheCreek

Y'all afraid to moan during sex, I be up in his ear like "We could leave right now. Feed your dogs. Leave a note for Alana and Jack and never see either of them again. Almost polite."

laff

Fausto Zonaro. Moonlight