Physically I’m here
But mentally I’m with this little guy 🥺
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I just realized I never posted the unboxed version whoops
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
when I was a kid I had an old tv in my room that would always turn to unwatchable static in the middle of shows but one night my sister and I were watching Naruto & every time Kakashi was on-screen the static cleared so we were like “hahaha the tv looooves Kakashi.”
I had a Kakashi bookmark so we held it up against the screen as a joke but the static actually cleared up. Mystified, we tried different bookmarks and objects with the same plastic material but nothing else worked, only the Kakashi bookmark.
We ended up taping it to the corner of the screen and it stayed there for 11 years until we moved out. When I was older people would be like “can you move the bookmark off the screen” bc it did sort of block a bit of the view but I would demonstrate the static issue and everyone was always just like “huh. what the hell?? well…alright.”
No explanation, but thanks Kakashi.
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AU where Christopher is the magic family dog
No, no. Please don’t laugh. I have it all planned out and it’s really sweet!
Misc stuff below the cut:
AU where Christopher is the magic family dog
No, no. Please don’t laugh. I have it all planned out and it’s really sweet!
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L + ratio + that's because it is impossible; no one has ever defeated Dyson Sphere in battle, and no one ever will
Triangle of madness
Aka I gauge Christopher’s sanity levels in my fic throughout the years
#zexal#shitpost#christopher arclight#my friends keep on reading chrisanity as Christianity#however from my experiences in a Christian private school and life in general a maximum devout Christopher could wreak more havoc than#all of these Christophers combined#it was only two years in preschool and kindergarten but damn it was truly fundamental#I was never Christian in the first place either lmfao
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one of these days I’ll actually finish one of these things on the day of
may the v be with you. may the vorce be with you. may divorce be with you
Okay last V/V day thing
I signed him up for community theater
He really slays as that jerk professor Henry Higgins from My Fair Lady
Throwback to last year's V/V shitpost
V Days of V: Day V!
I present to you a video essay on the intricacies of editing behind V and Kaito's duels. This was an optional final project for an editing class. I hope you enjoy!
Happy V/V!
This fic was meant to be for V/V but the minibang doesn't release its fics until June For now, please enjoy this tiny preview :)
Its official title is The Moon Man, Reporting From Earth Hours 17 to 19. It features platonic Christopher Droite.
I almost lost my (second) Christopher charm today. The chain snapped when I got it caught somewhere
Luckily I learned and snatched him off the floor
From these actions, it is evident that Christopher is displeased with the wattpad story. Sucks to suck, Chris.
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Wake up folks new absolute Legend on TikTok
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I finished all the fairy barians!! You can find them in my Happy⭐︎Heroine⭐︎Sniper fic, The Slumbering Prince. Also, bonus 8th fairy.
Hi everyone please wash your eyes with this after reading Shaggy Master
Oh God. It's out. DAY IV OF V DAYS OF V
This is a fanfiction Christopher wrote about his pure love for the Kozmoverse. Supposedly.
Nothing NSFW happens in the first chapter. It gets extremely poorly written NSFW in chapter 2. (I heavily encourage you to flame. It only makes the reading experience better. I will respond back as Christopher in an equally silly way)
Day III of V Days of V: Christopher and Dorothel's Beautiful Love Story
Christopher called me last night and said he will be releasing his fic on Wattpad tomorrow! He's super excited to show off his "intellectual prowess and masterful prose." Stay tuned!
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 3639
Characters: Christopher Arclight, Kaito Tenjo
Pairing: Just read the title
Warnings: There's a sex doll but nothing nsfw
Summary: Christopher finally reunites with the love of his life. AO3 Link
“Oh, Shaggy Master…hold me closer,” breathed Dorothel, her blue eyes shining like O-type stars.
Shaggy Master pulled her close, his muscular arms holding her in a protective embrace. He pulled his tattered cloak around Dorothel, shielding her from the raging tempests. Despite the array of rags he wore, Dorothel could see that they were of the finest material. Her master smelled of sunshine and gunpowder.
“No, Dorothel,” whispered Shaggy Master, running a long and thin finger down her soft cheeks. “Call me…Lord Quintonius.”
“Lord Quintonius…?!” gasped Dorothel. “That’s…!”