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my illness is chronic but my tits are iconic!

@biohazrd / biohazrd.tumblr.com

im em or del/delaney (21, they/them) and im a covergirl makeup display in walmart and god is a pre-teen boy drawing a mustache on my face with lipstick.
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FINALLY FIGURED OUT CARRD SO MY LINKS ARE NOW MOBILE ACCESSIBLE! PLEASE READ! the byf doubles as a dni! do not follow without reading :)

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my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

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i don't really think misha collins situation is the same as tswift and shawn mendes though

taylor swift and shawn mendes are people who had to say they're straight because other people said they're gay, misha collins is a guy who had to say he's straight because HE said he was gay

sorry for erasing misha collins nonexistent bisexuality

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awraith

"trust your gut" is such evil advice it's like. my gut is telling me there's 1000 ways everyone including friends want to attack and kill me like it's Dark Souls over here

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if i were a celebrity and i died of c0vid and everybody kept saying it was "after a brief illness" instead of saying the quiet part out loud id come back to haunt each and every one of them btw

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i love you black pepper kettle chips

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