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I Think We Can Be Better.

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dont let tumblr make you think it’s okay to:

  • protect the world from devastation
  • unite all peoples within our nation
  • denounce the evils of truth and love
  • extend our reach to the stars above
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I stopped doing homework to tell you guys about team Flash + the Rogues coincidentally meeting up at the same bar and, after seeing that neither side has anything malicious planned, end up getting shit faced together and they all wake up the next day with no memory of anything that happened, and few of them missing.

Len and Barry woke up naked in the same bed, Caitlin has a tattoo, Cisco’s hair is dyed, Mick is wearing a dress, and Lisa has a wedding ring.

They’re in the penthouse of a ridiculously expensive hotel with priceless artifacts the Rogues probably convinced them to help steal.

And in the spirit of Hangover!AU’s, there’s totally a baby.

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Headcanon: Barry is going to bed and is just about to fall asleep when he realizes: that mug did not come from the West house. Len brought it himself, intent on making cocoa.

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kesomon

Imagine the Rogues...

…having to put up with Flash and Captain Cold’s ‘banter-as-flirting’ every single heist. Imagine them getting so Done With This Just Bone Already that they start commenting on the banter-fests like golf announcers. Imagine Piper (either on Team Cold or Team Flash) and Lisa tag-teaming it. ‘Len lines up his next shot here. His focus is incredible today, but then Flash’s ass is looking fantastic in those new leather pants, which may be a factor’ - /insert bad pun from Cold to Flash, who responds with a better quip - ‘ooh, and the point goes to Flash for that round. Len will have to take a penalty-’ ‘on his knees later, probably,’ ‘too right, Lisa, but there’s still time to turn this around-’

And the remarks just keep getting increasingly suggestive. Flash is trying to ignore them because it’s just a psych-out maneuver, Len is trying to ignore them because what the hell guys stfu I work with idiots, until it get so bad that the two just stop and stare at the commentators. Because clearly neither realised their flirting was actually flirting, the oblivious dorks.

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