u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right

@pink thug 

I’m not about to kinkshame a whole aquarium but

carry me into the sunset, my cephalopod prince

friends, you don’t understand. This ad campaign was goddamn HUGE. They bought out the entirety of multiple train stations in Boston with these. There are so many more, and they’re all this same beautiful combination of questionable/amazing.

@lynne-monstr

This is the best thing in my life

@zora-zen ghostwrote these.

@sacrificethemtothesquid

So they’re going for the demographic that’s into tentacle porn is that it

Sometimes your titties are out, sometimes theyre not

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

I would pay $10 to do this

DISGUSTENG

A Monster

Pre-order my new book!

Внебрачный сын пчелы и тигра…

I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP

congratulations!!! through doubt, you have unlocked backstory!!!

imagine, if you will, innocent, overly-trusting me listening to the mario galaxy ost and getting to the honeyhive galaxy theme, and thinking “wow! this song would go great with a pokemon walking gif!”

a brilliant idea! i immediately search up the song, and oh, how naive i was.

the third result is very official-looking!! a perfect candidate for a quick youtube rip–it’s just a meme, it won’t hurt anybody.

the first few second autoplay, and it seems legit! i quickly copy the url and download the file, then make the post

at this point, i haven’t seen the gif along with the song i’d intended to put with it, so i have a listen!!

and let me tell you, the surprise i got,

i don’t need to know

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

NOTICE:

Due to the lack of cicadas so far this summer I will climb the trees and scream in their absence

this ain’t your average wcdonalds this is actual carls jr in anime