You Must Be Truly Lost

did they ever cut that guy's life into pieces like he was requesting

I hope so. From what I heard, he didn't have any other options

calvin and hobbes is my favorite comic strip ever

Love her

They left out the part of her not claiming the covid lockdown years either (which she's right to).

I skimmed wikipedia and apparently she tried to kill someone????? if i'm reading right

why do you hate women

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

“OHH you’re following me, oUUhhh I didn’t know that!”

It brings me such joy that people seem to have always done the *sputters and blows raspberries like you’re having a stroke* thing when they stammer

wait you mean these people actually talked like that, it wasn’t just a movie thing???

People were trained to speak in that accent because it was seen as proper! Some of them could shift, ofc, but yee

[Stomping around the kitchen talking into a landline phone] Oh, look who came crawling back. You nevah call, you nevah write, but now all of a sudden you've got time for your poor, sick mother. What kind of trouble did you get yourself in now? Was it that wizard and his tomes again? Oh, no, I don't wanna hear it. I don't wanna hear about any "unspeakable curse" or any "demon runeblade" or any "infernal demon-knights of Kal'Nurothas" or whatevah. You're just like your fathah.

"Ma! Ma, there'sa fuckin DRAGON outsideah the apahtment! MA!"

brushing one's teeth... a farewell to treats. good night, sweet delicacies, my mouth knows only tooth paste now. perhaps when a new day breaks we will meet once more

Alright girls, you know what we need to do

I love you thunderstorm lullabies. I love you foggy mornings. I love you misty days. I love you birds playing in puddles. I love you raindrop-bejeweled blades of grass. I love you cool breeze.

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

Giant Plush Moth // Janin Creatures on Etsy

dreamed there was this big moth with the soul of a 3 year old girl in it and when she wanted to be held she’d do this

bands from michigan when the lights are on: oh absolutely NOT cut that out immediately

A twitch streamer calling for his “mods” is exactly the same as a king asking for his knights to execute someone

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

ehh what the hell

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Just woke up 🙌🏿

Pplease😭🙏🏽

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

can’t not reblog the money dog

Someone handed me 20 bucks today to donate to charity!

I’m always so skeptical about these things but also desperate so why not

The way my bank account about to look after I pay rent…I ain’t got shit to lose🤧

SOOOOO REAL SHIT I GOT THE JOB I APPLIED FOR YESTERDAY‼️ THE MONEY DOG IS REAL BABYYY 😭

THANK YOU MONEY PUP 💖💖💖💖

i just gotta i’m sorry

Never not reblog money doggo

Just want to remind everyone making preparations for the Ides of March to have your stylus ready. Ancient Romans wrote on wax tablets with a sharp pointy stylus

Which means this was more likely what Caesar was stabbed with, not knives or swords.

Somewhere out there a conservative think tank is citing Tumblr's strange preoccupation with the Ides of March as evidence of the inherent brutality of queer culture.