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currently obsessed with dimension 20, critical role, kollok, and also just funny things. sometimes post my own art. she/they tagging "cr spoilers", episode number ie "C3E#", "kollok spoilers", “d20 spoilers”
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most of the talk on this website about Game Changer is how Sam Reich psychologically tortures his contestants, but I want to make it clear to the uninitiated that he's actually extremely ethical about it

He sends out a company wide email and asks them to choose episodes based on a chili pepper rating system

meaning he doesn't put 🌶️🌶️ people into 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ episodes

they're also big on consent ie cast and crew have to be okay with it before they'll do nudity or something like that in an episode

it's like the bdsm of psychological torture. safe, sane, and consensual.

the contestants know what they're getting into, and they're full down

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The Last Stand Exam

This file documents the questions administered to the adventuring party known as the Bad Kids during their Last Standard Exam, in their junior year at the Aguefort Adventuring Academy. This assessment was produced from a variety of class materials relevant to the curriculum of the Aguefort Adventuring Academy, as submitted to the principal Arthur Aguefort prior to the start of the school year. This list is accompanied by documentation of the creatures the party known as the Bad Kids was required to face as part of the exam.

The exam is graded out of 100 points; the scoring involves the students correctly answering the questions in the appropriate time interval as well as their heroic last stands. The students are expected to simultaneously fight off a horde of creatures and participate in the examination equally; each student in this party must answer two of the twelve questions.

Neither exam aids, nor outside interference are permitted during the examination period--this excludes clerical divine intervention, as appropriately performed by a member of the party in question. By standard, the proctor must be protected--death of the proctor results in a 30 point score reduction regardless of circumstance.

By Solisian School District Standards, this party reports excellent grades and a high level of competency with regard to independent adventuring.* They were allotted a grace period prior to exam initiation for preparatory spellcasting and review of the exam parameters. Based on prior academic achievement**, the students were allowed two chances to defer a question or utilize previous materials in their response. Questions where these materials were used will be marked with a **.

Exam Proctor: Gavin Pundle

Assisting Cleric: Buddy Dawn

Party Members:

  • Adaine Abernant | Wizard
  • Kristen Applebees | Cleric
  • Figueroth Faeth | Bard / Paladin / Warlock
  • Riz Gukgak | Rogue
  • Fabian Aramais Seacaster | Fighter / Bard
  • Gorgug Thistlespring | Barbarian / Artificer
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If you notice me reblogging

  • a repost
  • stolen art
  • false information
  • etc.

please let me know, you’re not rude or annoying and I actually do give a fuck and I will correct my mistake, thank you

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Also, if you notice me reblogging things from

  • anti-sj blogs
  • TERFs or SWERFs
  • anti-feminist/MRAs
  • other shitty people

please give me a heads up. I’ll never get angry at you for letting me know and I’ll actually be really glad that you kept me from giving some awful person more visibility.

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how do we think fig felt about the last stand? about walking onto that battlefield and being told you're going to die. you're going to die, and your friend is failing out, and the cleric promised to heal you, so of course he'll do it. it's a promise! and you know about devil's nectar, how it makes you lie effectively, and even if buddy seems sweet fig's trusted too much, and all she wants is kristen to be okay kristen's expelled on no grounds and this is all they can do and she's going to protect her president, the cleric of the wife of the god she's protecting, her best friend, her kristen.

how do you think she felt the night before, going home and facing sandra lynn and jawbone, the two of them looking at the three bad girls and knowing knowing knowing they'll be sent to their demise, all on the grounds of some helioic preacher saying kristen's miracles aren't enough?

how do you think she felt on those first turns, preparing her attack, holding some confidence in herself because she just wrote one of her best songs, something she's almost proud of, and then digging into that belief in herself and her friends and trying to share it with the world and then failing once, twice, three times, almost disastrously but not as terrible as it almost could've been?

fig faeth, facing her teachers and saying i don't know how to find myself, but i don't think it's through you. fig faeth, facing her mentors and saying maybe i'm just a good friend. fig faeth, facing the world her mother and saying maybe i shouldn't even exist.

fig faeth, fighting only to die.

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[Video Description: a tiktok by @/devilishbri, showing a person playing Supermassive Black Hole by Muse on a black and white bass guitar with stickers on the body. They have dark skin, long black curly hair with straight bangs in two big pigtails, and are wearing a neon pink suspender skirt with two bands across the chest over top a black shirt, along with a matching neon pink cardigan. As they play, they are moving along to the music. End VD]

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