BIG DUMB LESBIAN

A fucking nightmare this is

I hate flirting. I find it humiliating. Act normal and I will decide if I find you sexy... none of these theatrics and tricks... none of this treacherousness...

every time theres a fly in my house i feel like that episode of breaking bad

The PR after the Meghan and Harry interview has been pretty desperate and transparent but I am LOSING it over this headline, what a gift

The reactions. I can’t stop laughing.

Lost it at the rock’s tweet

I’m not sure which is funnier. Stanley Tucci saying that Ryan Reynolds is a sexier bald man than Prince William when he has a full head of hair, or Stanley Tucci saying that TILDA SWINTON is a sexier bald man than Prince William.

He’s correct

the kitchen is for high drama and the couch is for soft but fraught conversations and emotional closure and the doorway is for comedy

luffy’s most interesting combination of traits is selfish + compassionate. they’re not opposites, and he is both, completely. he only ever does what he wants, no one can make him do anything he doesn’t want to; he’s a pirate because he doesn’t want anyone telling him what to do, ever. and yet, he cares about people so much that when he comes across corruption and people hurting and in need of help, he helps them, because wants to, so he does. his crew calls him selfish and he just laughs because it’s true.

#big Taurus energy

What did you just call me? Cunt? Like the philospher?

i am NOT fucking letting tiktok teens be nostalgic for fucking aeropostle, skinnybrow, mandatory hair straightening 2007-2010 fashion, we literally rock bottomed in every fucking regard in those years

excluding the dance music which fucking ruled for no reason

Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

We’re self conscious about everything

I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu

Tom Nook and Isabelle.

death the kid is such a… weird character. i cant think of another character like him because he’s so weird. like, he’s the son of the grim reaper with horrible ocd and perfectionism issues and also he dresses like a preppy goth in full tuxedo but he also rides a skateboard named beelzebub and does cool tricks on it whenever presented the opportunity also he has guns. none of those character traits sound like they belong to the same person. hes somehow both the coolest and lamest character in the show. 

he hold gun like this

those guns are two women

and those women are cowgirls from Brooklyn

whatever

The Stormlight Archive: Secret History

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