Of Countless Stars

apparently this retailer is selling their T Rex action figures in three flavors: Brown, Green, and HOLY SHIT A GHOST

Force ghost Tyrannosaurus Rex is something I never knew I needed.

Jedi Council but it’s Ghost Tyrannosaurus instead of Ki-Adi Mundi

Im laundry?

Here comes the rain again... 🌧️☔

just mispelled mental illness the worst anyones ever done it .

yesss precious we can reclaim, we have a menwtol smeeness

Okay honestly it didn't hit me how funny the concept of Weird Al's Even Worse album is until I found out they'd have gone on sale side by side.

"Hmmm, do I want Bad, or Even Worse?"

Sarplaninac, source.

album art is so important because it tells you what color the songs are

Alternatively: The album can just tell you what colour it is

first thing i noticed: hey this doesn’t sound like the melody of “it don’t mean a thing” but it’s jazz so maybe i’m just dumb

second thing: yoda kinda sounds like louis armstrong

third thing: hey that’s the fucking cantina theme

Theres a fuckin duende in my house

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

This is the face of a girl who has got herself stuck in a bag handle

at walmarts bakery (i work in the deli) theres a computer for printing cake decals and theres always this t-posing cake with a stolen veggietales face on the homescreen

but i came in today and found him facing directly forward and no longer smiling

im terrified

My cat sounding like Marge Simpson

Customer: YOU FOOL DMV: CONFRONTATIONAL Verdict: DENIED

Average color of US states based on satellite imaging.

fond of the average by county version of this:

also the world version:

Australia is really out there doing her own thing

You’re just jealous of our apocalyptic arse sand

Why is the ground made of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos?

It rusty

mars ass sand

all quiet in a western font