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@yuma-mukami / yuma-mukami.tumblr.com

Don't piss me off, piggy.
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Anonymous asked:

Y’know, a few people have been slagging you off recently... wanna have a Yuma appreciation day with me? The whole day just for you. I’ll tend the garden and cook dinner in nothing but dungarees, give you blood and... help you blow off some steam in other ways too, if that’s what you do desire~

Hell yeah! I deserve all the appreciation, for all this hard work! 

Comin’ home to that sounds real nice, heh.. And since you’re offering, I won’t go easy on you, yeah?

#ask#anonymous#ns/fw#Wear an apron.#Gives me easy access..
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Anonymous asked:

How would yuma react to his s/o wearing spandex shorts and her butt was fitting in them really good.

yuma-mukami answered:

Heh, babe…those look real good on ya’…you should wear ‘em more.

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r: he’d be all over you bruh

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ask-ayatosakamaki

You’re telling me this guy prefers ass over tits…?

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yuma-mukami

I like both. I just like ‘em thick. Why’re ya’ butting in, anyway? 

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mukami-kou

Yuma-kun’s got a point Ayato, a good ass is just as important. What else are you gonna hold onto, you can’t just cling to the headboard the entire time…

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ask-ayatosakamaki

Hah.. why are you both trying to educate Yours Truly about this?!

I obviously prefer an hourglass, but having big tits will get my attention more. Besides, ass doesn’t matter if she’s just going to be under me.

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mukami-kou

What about before she’s under you, an ass matters too if she’s gonna put on a show for you to get in mood~ Besiiiides try being adventurous every once and awhile Ayato-kun, being under her every on occasion might be fun~ I figured you of all people wouldn’t mind if she was riding you, you’d get a good view of her tits then too~!

Disgraceful. I cannot believe you would behave like this on the internet where anyone could read this conversation. @ask-ayatosakamaki it is time for you to shape up and learn to keep your loose tongue in check.

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ask-ayatosakamaki

You four eyes.. I’ll talk about tits if I want to, so fuck off!

You obviously haven’t slept around in a long time to be this uptight..

Wrong. Having to talk about female body parts so frequently, it seems like you are not getting your fill.

Now stop barking at me at once. All it accomplishes is making you appear like a spiteful chihuahua.

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yuma-mukami

Hah, look at the Suckamaki gettin’ scolded. 

#yuma reblogs#Fun times..
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Anonymous asked:

Can i braid your hair

I’m in a good mood, so... just this once.

Don’t fuck it up, though!

#ask#anonymous
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mukami-ruki-deactivated20220222 asked:

Yuma, It has been a while. My apologies. I trust all three of you behaved, while I was gone? (A: You really are as strict as ever Ruki-kun ^^;;)

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yuma-mukami answered:

Heh.. Uh..

[flashbacks to buying $2,000 worth of gardening supplies and paying for hookers]

Yeah.

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Hesitation...? Did you do something, Yuma?

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yuma-mukami

Nothin’, no, I didn’t do anything, really.

Normal shit, gardened a lot, made sure to feed Azusa, whatever.

I can guarantee ya don’t need to give me any extra chores!

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yu-yuu

♡𝑌𝑢𝑖 𝑘𝑜𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑖‽.′!!💗

❥𝐿𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑜𝑟 𝑟𝑒𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑔 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑎𝑣𝑒
#yuma reblogs#Listen..
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