Wow, you got pretty good in this language quite fast, how did you do it???

— Melkor (probably)

Denethor: Dad of the Year, TA 3019

Constitutional Gondorians

A dose of Noldorin sass.

This is you.

Tumblr: Why do fucking cis people exist?!?!?!?! GOD IT VIOLATES MY SELF-DIAGNOSED PTSD SO FUCKIN MUCH! WHY? ;A; THIS WORLD IS SO UNFAIR AAA WHY CAN’T EVERYTHING JUST WORK OUT FOR ME IN MY WAY!!! IT’S ALL THE DAMN CISHETS FAULT AND THE STUPID TRUSCUM! HOW DARE THEY NOT LET ME FEEL SPECIAL! HOW DARE THEY CALL ME OUT ON MY BULLSHIT! FUCK THEM! FUCK THEM ALL ugggh MY PARENTS DON’T GET ME!  I SWEAR IF ONE MORE PERSON PROVES ME WRONG WITH SCIENCE AND FACTS AND NOT CARE ABOUT WHAT I WANT TO BE I AM GOING TO POST MORE EMOTIONAL POSTS AND RANTS ON TUMBLR AND ACT LIKE A SALTY BITCH MORE! FUCK EVERYONE! THEY DON’T RESPECT MY OTHERKIN PRIDE AND MY SELF-MADE PRONOUNS I MADE JUST FOR ME AND FOR MY TOTALLY-NOT BULLSHIT GENDER!  I just want to be treated special for my specially made pronouns and my specially made kin, for me, a specially challenged person. God, I fuckin hat everyone. Why doesn’t anyone normal just die so us snowflakes can live in tumblr-land?~ uwu Also Tumblr: Why doesn’t anyone respect us?

Anyone with a banner like this:

deserves to be unfollowed and blocked

A Complete Guide To Izaya’s Hideous Jacket Collection

Between the manga, anime, and novels, Izaya wears a myriad of different jackets. However, there is a common furry thread that ties them all shittily together: Each one is horrifyingly bad very stylish, of course, so I decided to document them so we can admire his amazing fashion sense in one place. I have named them all as accurately as possible in accordance with the image they give off.

Pimpin’ Flea Trademark

For reasons that are probably obvious, this sleek, snazzy number never made it to the anime. Appearing most commonly in the novels and pretty often in the manga, too, it’s unclear what happened to this article of clothing that is clearly dear to Izaya’s cold, black heart. But let’s be honest here - odds are that Shizuo probably had something to do with its demise (but only because he was jealous of how cool it looked).

Rating: 10/10. Actually, not gonna lie. I really like this one.

Anime Couture aka “The Classic Asshole”

The most common jacket Izaya is often portrayed in, and the only style we really see him wearing in the anime. It also appears in the novels and manga as well, making it the only one to cross terrible fashion borders in all forms of Durarara. It’s distinguished by its average length to slightly past his bodacious booty, and sports two awful fuzzy cuffs and a nice fluffy ring around the hood. As observed in the pictures above, the fluffiness may vary depending on artist.

Rating: meh/wtf even is this. try harder, Izaya

The Casual Douchebag

Manga only, I believe. This appears to be the jacket Izaya likes to wear when committing even more douchey acts than normal, all while acting like he’s being the most kind and understanding person ever. It’s most memorable appearance took place during a scene where he drugged some suicidal girls and went into a pretentious douchey speech from which his sad, pathetic character never fully recovered from for the rest of the series. 

Rating: 100/10 on the douche scale

Cruella DeFlea

This jacket’s unique design seems to be purely focused on the massive, tacky fur collar, and Izaya’s wearing a smile as if proud of the fact he just killed like 10 puppies to make said jacket. It could have been a classy fit, if it were not for the animal cruelty. 

Rating: -100/10 (someone call the cops, honestly)

Soft Gay

The slightly less gay, but still fairly homosexual, version of Izaya’s “Anime Couture” model. For whatever reason, it’s practically the same thing, but there’s no fur around the cuffs. It’s preceded only by its weird cousin, a form of Izaya’s jacket that has neither wrist cuffs nor a bottom fur lining, but lining around the hood, which he wears while posing with one hand in his pocket and the other pointing and blaming others for his problems.

Rating: fabulous/ab fab

Before Descent Into Furry Madness

At first glance, Raijin and Middle School aged Izaya appeared to be normal. Do not be lulled into a false sense of security. They were only hiding their inner true desires to burn everyone’s eyes out in Ikebukuro with an obscene amount of fur and poor color choices later on.

Rating: you’re not fooling anyway, Tinyzaya. 0/0

Random Moment of Clarity

Aka “That One Time Izaya wore something appropriate with no fur lining anywhere in sight”. Anime only, and the caption says it all tbh. I’m convinced this was just an off day for him, or a sad attempt to mislead the Drrr universe into thinking he might be a somewhat decent person. Either that, or Shizuo ripped up all his jackets and he was simply mourning his loss before he went on another crazed shopping spree to one up his fashion mistakes in an even more appalling manner.

Rating: you tried/being a reasonable and normal human being

All Hail the Trashlord

Over the series, Izaya’s gratuitous fur addiction and love for all things terrible has only evolved to become worse and more dire over time - until it leads us here, to this…disaster from Sunset. It’s not even a jacket. It’s a fuzzy ass robe because apparently Izaya has moved into Flea royalty now and continues to have no sense of shame. He’s obviously going through some…things. 

Rating: 10/10 (surprisingly, it’s still in better taste than most of the others, somehow. you know, with 10 being the rating for how pretentious it is)

BITCH YOU THOUGHT

So anyway I’m glad Naruto ended with 698 chapters

The signs as times Sasuke showed affection to Sakura

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

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Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

“Does this game have fall damage?” I ask as I have already leapt off the tallest building in the game

“Interesting.” I say as I reload my most recent save.

Art series: 10 Sins of Miden Bad sides of ‘Miden’ main characters. They should overcome those ‘sins’ by the end of story. [Addition information for those who want to read/are not lazy] Selfishness – Putting own interests over community interests. Renji is always more concerned with his own opinions, desired and benefits. He doesn’t care about other points of view, because he’s totally sure he’s right. Wizard is too focused on his love towards Rukia, that he couldn’t care less about her opinion. He only listens to himself. That’s why feelings of other even very close people are unimportant to him, if they oppose his own desires. Obsession – Fixation. Desire to own. Desire to be needed. Tender feeling became something terrifying and deformed. Even thou Cian has human heart, her snake instincts of higher beast infect her mind. When human will open his heart for Sung Sun her soul will drawn in the storm of madness. Love is like the Devil. Vanity – urge to became famous, loved and honored. Desire to be worshiped by whole nation. Impossible dream, followed by paranoia, hypocrisy and sanctimony. Kaien wants to be someone he is not destined to be. Someone as who he wasn’t born. That’s why he wears thousands of faces, trying to fulfill his dream. Addiction - Compulsive need. Self distracting habitude. Grimmjaw was trying to escape his past so hard he became drag addict. Hi was drawn in his new way of life. Finally he was distracted from painful memories by his awful lifestyle dynamics. But one way or another this road will lead him to mental disability and craze in full splendor. Avarice – Desire to achieve personal gain. Riruka doesn’t only seek financial gain. Jewels and money are only a small part of all the things she wants. This girl could do any infamy to be happy. She could even ruin lives of people she finds interesting. Everything will be just like doll house. It will go according her plan, as if it is a pretty picture. Cowardice – Weakness of the soulwhen person sees something scary. Orihime is terrified whe she sees blood. Enchantress should help those who are wounded, but this girl could only cry for help and tremble in fear. With all her awesome talents, she is helpless and useless. Pathetic crybaby right before enemies. Heavy burden to her friend.  Snobbery – Isida is all about manners, art and high society. He pretends to be an intellectual, a man of delicate taste, but he is haughty to all of those who are ‘unworthy’. And he considers as an unworthy almost everyone. Like a pitiful rats the come to his feet. But he himself is doesn’t deserve to be worthy. He is just a rat with butt soaked in wine. Meticulousness – Bothering about smallest things. Toshiro is very pernickety and peery boy. But it’s not a pure curiosity. His sin could make him search for the forbidden knowledge that might burn his soul. The Truth could be found only if all pieces form a stained-glass window. But what sacrifices and betrayals will it coast? Scepticism – Doubt about existing of the Thuth. Rukia truly is a skeptic who denies unconfirmed thesis. Her thoughts are critical which is unforgiving for a girl temporally performs duties of a priestess. Guide of spirits should believe in celestial power of The Stars and in Great Stream of Astral River. But Kuchiki denies all of that. Her mind is a bleached out blemish on the black canvas. Pure inference. No superstitions or prejudices. But as pity as it is – her mindset is a worst sin for a priestess. Cruelty – Without mercy. Without heart. Hichigo lost most of his soul. He has not enough control over his mind. Whirlwind of feelings makes him impulsive and furious. All the pain that cave in his soul during his wanderings want to make it way out in a form of barbarities and sadism. And abyss is devouring his sympathy toward others. Completely. And remain of a human soul becomes… hollow. /Atypical sins! Not a clichéd seven! :D/

i’m a subtitles on kinda girl