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@for-hearthand-home

23 years old. I have no idea what I'm doing. Enjoy.
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*fire alarm goes off in the middle of the night*

Charlie, Vaggie & the others: *all rush into the kitchen, half asleep*

Charlie: Is everyone okay? Niffty, what are you-

Niffty, holding a lit piece of paper under the fire alarm: ⁿᵒʷ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ'ˢ ʰᵉʳᵉ, ʷʰᵒ ᵐᵒᵛᵉᵈ ᵐʸ ᵇᵘᵍ ᶜᵒˡˡᵉᶜᵗᶦᵒⁿ﹖...

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Charlie: Aww come on! It’s just a crush!🥰 Who’s to say that they don’t like you back?😊

Reader: Stop, you’re feeding my delusions and it’s working🙃

Charlie the type to hype ya into marriage

I mean we all saw how she reacted when Sir Pentious told her about his crush on Cherri

@grimfurbybitch Charlie would be making Pinterest boards of the wedding honestly😭

She's more invested in this relationship then either of people in it are

She's BALLING at the wedding

Real shit lmao.. Vaggie’s gotta bring her A-game in keeping Charlie in check☠️

"babe this isn't our wedding"

She's fighting for her life to keep her in check, Charlie's a cute romance girly, nothing beats a wedding for her

“But Vaggiiiiee, look at how beautiful they look!!”🥹

Hahaha Charlie is literally mee😂 girlie is just happy to be involved

If you ask her to be your maid of honor she would die for you, that wedding is happening and NO ONE can stop her

Lmaooo this makes me wanna write an imagine or something where Charlie’s making an idea wedding board and it’s just like:

Reader’s crush: “what’s that?”🤨

Charlie: “my best work yet…”😉

Reader: “Charlie, I swear to FUCKING GOD…”😃

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zamadness

- When GenZ! Reader was alive -

FBI : THIS IS THE FBI! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!! OR WE WILL BREAK IT DOWN!! WE HAVE A WARRANT!!!

GenZ! Reader : Not with that attitude…so rude

- In Hell -

GenZ! Reader : And that’s how I got arrested :>

Charlie : That’s horr-

Angel : That’s so bada$$, kid!

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Angel: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Sir Pentious: Seize the day, seize the night, and uh… what’s the last one?

Husk, knowing all languages: Seize the dick.

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zamadness
Anonymous asked:

Husk: Hey Kid, is there a reason why you ain't left your bed in three whole day?

GenZ!Reader: *Lying down with their eyes closed* Yes, I'm trying to decompose.

Husk: You mean 'decompress'?

GenZ!Reader: I know what I said.

Husk: Fair enough.

*Husk climbs into bed next to Reader, closes his eyes, and joins them.*

HA! 100% true. Husk would join GenZ! Reader ( 100% platonic of course )

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adyophene

I saw someone call Husk a Tressym once and from then I knew I couldn't rest until I drew a DnD AU.

Alastor is a sorcerer , Niffty is his witch apprentice and Husk is his familiar that he polymorphed into a man (mostly successfully). Al does his broadcasts via sending stones and travels the land for some of that sweet, sweet content.

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lustylita

Twisted fun.

Y/n, stressed: "There's no way Alastor would like me back, Charlie!"

Charlie, exasperated: "Alastor would throw himself in front of a moving car for you, Y/n!"

Y/n, matching Charlie's exasperation: "Charlie... It's Alastor! He would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun!"

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raviolirash

I like how Astarion only swears in high stress situations, such as:

When you wake up in the middle of him trying to bite you (Shit)

When you say that things need to end between you two. (Oh shit...)

When facing Cazador (Fuck x2)

When you try to probe into his mind to access his worst memory (Fuck off)

And then when you volunteer him to go up to Dribbles (I'm going to fucking kill you)

One of these things is not like the other.

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