When you ask your dog what they have in their mouth
Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.
Y cant tumblr just do what cartoon netowrk does and save all the adult content for after 8pm
send nudes when you get home safe
Me texting at night..
Them: you sleepy? Me: nahh I’m good Them: alright,, wyd Me: *falls asleep*
*posts any picture*
tumblr:
they’re getting rid of custom themes????
y’all deadass?
Tumblr right now
BAHAHAHAHA
so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…
He discovered true power in wearing a wig.
Whats A Mob To A King?
Wharts A King To A God?
Whats A God To A Lesbian?
Whats A Lesbian To Her Girlfriend?
Everything
when someone loves you - really loves you - treat them gently. text your best friend back when you can. tell your mother you noticed her haircut and that she was right about that recipe. tell your grandfather that the boats in his bottles are the best things you’ve ever seen. be good to the people who are good to you. it’s the least you can do.
This post makes me feel warm :)
lab safety but the teacher just wants you to die
- 1. drink whatevers in that beaker. I know you fucking want to.
texts from little sister
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
My love for this post is unbelievable.