Being a millennial is like inheriting a burning house only to be told it’s our fault we can’t handle the heat.

♦ → requested by @ask-mistah-j

The slow intensity of the approach coupled with the strained neck twitch gets me EVERY time. 🔪🔪🔪💚

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

look its me

Problems cropping up with the machines being checked in the Wisconsin recount - visible signs of tampering. Are you ready for this ride? I am buckled in and ready to just fucking snap my mind all the way in half.

Tampering with these seals allows physical access to the guts of the voting machine and that can - not for certain - can mean a chance of tampering. This is not a full out smoking gun but it is suspicious activity. This is ‘okay, we need to vet the fuck out of everything now.’ This requires investigation. Don’t let it get buried.

Reading that Florida is getting in on the recount.

I’m literally laying in bed and trying to not die, but there’s a vid floating around of someone, unattended, entering a recount room and suspiciously fucking with things. A camera was set up to monitor the room and people watching the live feed saw this person POSSIBLY mess with some ballot boxes. Stein’s office has been notified to file a report about this suspicious activity.

Reblogging because this is so damn important.  

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

reblog to save a writer 

excellent resource

I can’t tell what I like more about this screencap. The fact that Harley is touching J’s shoulder or his hilarious expression 

Batman & Robin (1997) 

dir. Joel Schumacher

no offense but my obsession w being beautiful is literally going to get me killed

Icon Gallery Update x9

Oscar Wilde (via wildlyaesthetic)

Caela (via uncensored-and-psychotic)

RG (via uncensored-and-psychotic)

mood: a wealthy 18th century woman who needs to lie down for hours after anything remotely distressing happens