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SifuPrincessCarry

@sifuprincesscarry

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sisterofiris

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

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yay855

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

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xakumi

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

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asortoflight

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

Reblogging for the last addition

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

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omnicat

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

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kanerallels

For the ask game bout the characters headcanons: what about Quinlan Vos and Asajj Ventress?

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*gasp* my emotional support disasters. Don't mind if I do!

Uh, fair warning: there are gonna be "Dark Disciple" spoilers, and a lot of them. Continue at your own risk

Favorite thing about them: For Vos it's his ever present sense of humor and chaoticness. For Ventress, it's how kriffing EPIC she is, and her yellow lightsaber in "Dark Disciple"

Least favorite thing about them: That's hard because I love them both so much. I guess I'm not a huge fan of how Ventress can be a tad manipulative, but she got better throughout "Dark Disciple" and TCW

Favorite line: Vos: "Ah, scenic Mustafar, because everyone looks good in red lighting. Become a bounty hunter, see the galaxy!" Ventress: "You must let me go, my love. It's the Jedi way." (bye gonna go cry now)

brOTP: Ironically, both of them get Obi-Wan

OTP: Each other. I know a lot of people hated these two as a couple, but hey, that's just their opinion, man

nOTP: Also both of them and Obi-Wan

Random headcanon: Other than my modern!au where Vos is a worship pastor and convinces Ventress to go to his church? I'll give you one for each. For Vos, it's that he finds his apprentice's lightsaber after Order 66 and keeps it, despite the trauma that even touching it will put him through. For Ventress, it's that in any au where she lives past "Dark Disciple", she works with the information dealer Talon Karrde at some point

Unpopular opinion: I mean, I liked "Dark Disciple" enough to have cried at the end. So there's that

Song I associate with them: "Love Is Gone" by Slander ft. Dylan Matthews (the acoustic version)

Favorite picture of them: Well, I like the cover of "Dark Disciple", and Dave Filoni did some excellent art for it. But I'd say it's a tie between this one and the last picture on this collection (it's by my sister and I love it's absurdity)

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When you're hurt I'm sorry

I'll be there, don't worry

Never let you down...

Dousy Appreciation Week, day one: Favorite episode/scene, and day four: lyrics/quotes/poems

This scene, where he's telling her his story... it just gives me ALL the feels

And the lyrics are from Never Let You Down, by Michael Schulte. It happens to be one of my FAVORITE songs for this couple

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Plot of The Clone Wars: Man who has no experience with children takes care of a child

Plot of Rebels: Man who has no experience with children takes care of a child

Plot of The Mandalorian: Man who has no experience with children takes care of a child

Plot of The Bad Batch: Men who have no experience with children take care of a child

#and here i was wondering what Andor was gonna be about 

@accidental-spice​ Man who has no experience with children takes care of a sassy teenager droid

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mcdolans

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

well

do not question

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

Lol doubt it

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

starbaby96

What the hell, I’ll try it

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

I wants a doot doot

hoooowwww does this work??!

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glacia-posts

wonder if this works

…. Bet

Nah lol this wont work

I wonder

Update:

2 million plus notes now. I bet not.

Gimme the doot doot

Last time I reblogged this I didn’t get Doot Doot in my ask box. What gives?

I got it-

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mcyt-sh1t

i wants doot doot-

update:

I deny this

Give me doot doot :D 🤲🏻

Does this even work?I want a doot doot

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umbrenshadow

I beg for da doot doot

hee hee

You know what? Let’s try this

👀

okay, lemme see this

Did it work?

Doot doot, please? :)

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The best kind of immaturity you can toss onto the clones is the kind that is equally plausible for 10yo kids after school and 20yo frat boys having shenanigans.

Ran outside in board shorts to do a cannonball into a snowdrift? Yes. Mentos and soda experiments in the mess hall? Absolutely. Jumping off the really high wall directly into your own pants being held up by your bros? Definitely. This nonsense? You betcha!

Bracket competition thumb wars? They convince Ahsoka to be judge.

THIS IS WHAT TORRENT IS DOING WHEN ANAKIN TELLS THEM TO HAVE FUN AND HE WON’T TELL OBI-WAN UNLESS THE MEDICS GET INVOLVED

Kix and Jesse are just watching some of the younger troopers try to solve… whatever this problem might be.

Probably R2D2, ngl

TELL ME THE CLONES ARE NOT AT THE EXACT RIGHT DEVELOPMENTAL STAGES IN ALL SENSES TO PULL THIS EXACT BULLSHIT SO OBI-WAN WALKS INTO THE ROOM, TAKES A SIP OF HIS TEA, SAYS “I DON’T WANT TO KNOW,” AND WALKS RIGHT BACK OUT

(Hardcase bullied Dogma and Tup into camera/editing)

Rex is tired of walking in on scenes like this but he’s kind of jealous because he wants to join in

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