Reasons Why I Probably Won’t be Returning to This Blog Anytime Soon.

I want to start this off by apologizing for disappearing without a trace for so long. No matter how busy I was, I should of at least left anyone who was still interested with some kind of idea where I had gone to. I just felt like it would have been cheap to pop in here with nothing to give to you guys, but seeing as 2018 will be upon us soon, I feel like it’s only fair to be honest with you guys. This blog is most likely going to remain inactive for a number of reasons that I will be getting into under the cut. 

((Hit 200 followers awhile ago, finally got around to doing something for it! Thank all of you guys, old friends and new, for all the support you’ve shown me and my characters all this time! It really goes a long way in motivating me to make more creative things! Sorry I haven’t been here a lot lately. I’ve been doing a lot of drawing, gaming, and being a general lazyass in my free time since summer started, but hopefully I’ll get back into this blog soon. Thank you all again for making this blog so much fun to produce!))

Still Alive

((I apologize for lack of updates, everyone who’s still interested. I haven’t had much motivation to do gmod in awhile and these last few weeks of school have been stressful. I’m hoping to get you more content story wise out eventually. I’d say I’m ready to answer your asks too but, uhhhh, I don’t have very many to work with right now. But I still enjoy making content for this blog, at least for the character’s sake so don’t assume I’m dead yet folks! Just resting. Hopefully will be back in the swing of things soon!~ Luv ya guys!))

Derrick: God fuckin’ dammit! Why do I always gotta deal with the weird shit lately? It can’t just eva be normal things like other hitmen or random gang-bangers fuckin’ shit up!

Derrick: NO! S’gotta be fuckin’ demons ‘an shadow people makin’ themselves comfy in my damn house! Right when we’re ‘bout ta move out, too! Ya know how shit my property value on this place is gonna be afta this? As if the holes ‘an cum stains everywhere weren’t enough! 

Derrick: ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKAS! WHO WANTS TA GET FUCKED UP FIRST?

Darling: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*THUNK!*

Gene: Despite the odd circumstances, I believe we have this situation quite well under control.

*growling*

Luis: LET GO OF ME YOU STUPID MUTT! I WON’T HESITATE TO PUT YOU DOW-

Beth: HOO-YEAH!

Luis: AAAAAH FUCK! WHY AREN’T YOU ALL SUFFERING BY NOW?

Gene: Whoever these people are, they seem unskilled. They put so much time into casting these strange  illusions, I doubt any of them have ever actually seen real combat before.

Madeleine: TELL MASTER THEY’RE GETTING DESTROYED BY TEENAGERS AND A DOG, BROTHER!

Casper: Yes, along with refusing to follow the plan or utilizing our clear advantage of surprise, they ran in the house separately and seem to be loosing terribly to the mortals. 

Casper: He screamed something incomprehensible and hung up. I doubt that is a good sign, sister...

Madeleine: I think maybe we should cut our losses and go home, yes? If we don’t get involved, he can’t blame us this time!

Capser: That- .... That idea has some merit to it...

((School’s been keeping me busy with exams and final projects, so updates have been hard to do. But here’s some expression meme doodles I did to pass the time if anyone wants to see.~ Any of ya’ll who have finals soon, hope you do well!))

original expression meme [x]

Luis: C͓̠͔̦̦͙̮͘o̡͓͖̞̥m͏̦e̖̰̟ ̙̻̕h̺̪͓e̥͈͚͎r̯̣͓̖̩ḛ̼͡ ͚̬͠y̛̳̮̺̝̥o̶̲̭͉̹̞̟ṳ ͓̤̦̞͇̫͓l̜͕̳̤̥i͖̞̪͡ͅt͉̤̩͎tl̨e̟̜̜͖̦̹ ͇̖͚̣̦̱̗̀s̺̭͈͕͓h̥͢i̱̖̤͢t̟̭͇͇̝͉!͔̮̙͕̯̕

Arin: HEY HEY HEY! EASY MAN! WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS! I-I GOT MONEY! EVEN SHADOW PEOPLE LIKE MONEY, RIGHT?

*THUNK*

Arin: OH FUCK!

*CRASH*

Luis: W͖̳͕̗͜h̹͎͎͚͓͠ý̖ ͓͕̪͉̥̮̗͘d̴̟̥͚̝͜͟ͅo̧̻̞̝͕̝̙̳ ̖̺̭̭̣̻͉y̴̨͇̯͕͘o̱̬̞̖͈̼͖u̥̬ ̶͏̬̪̹͕̗͓̮l̵̹͕i̡̠̫̬̮t̷̷̡̟̳͔̩̰̣͓̯̻t̶̢̰̱̱l҉̧͔͔̜̭̫̀e̸̗̼̦̘̳̩͝ ̢̫͈̞͎f̬̺̫u̯͚͙̮͚͕̼̞͞c͕̺͈̩͟͡k̟̯̲̫̤͕͙͘͠s͉͙̹͍͓̟̳ ҉̸͖̙̮̰̝̦͍̹a̶͏͍͈̞̰͙l̷̛͚̱̞̤͡ẃ̭a̦̭̦̙̻̼̠̯y̢̛̯̜͚͇͈̫̬͝s͎͎͓̯̫̝ ͜҉͉̠̪̩̤f̶̼̖͓̤̰̠̀͘u̴̫̘̪c̴͓͓̪̘̯̻̞ḱ̳̩̱͎̤͔̞̕͘ ̶̝̺̞̫͍̪̖͠u͏͓̭̗͙͙̠̟͈p͡͏̹̥̞̬̫ ̯̭̩̫̘̥̟͘E̤̯̩͈͘V̶͙̺͔͚̜̱͙̼̕E̳̗͖͙̲̭̼R͈̱̠̣̤̤̪͢Y̨̡̤̞̞̮̻̱T̷͈̣̬̙̜̝̫̫̀H̳̬̀̀͝I̵͎ͅN̷̩͖̖̲̘̖͇̕͘ͅǴ̥̙̮͟?̪̯͕͔͠

Gene: Derrick, please go get your spare rifle and be useful! Or any weapon for that matter! Whatever works at making that thing dead!

Derrick: Already on it, man! Trust me, I’d rather be anywhere but here right now!

Beth: HAH! Fuck weapons! I’m gonna go fight it!

*fwoosh*

Darling: Awh, come on now sweetheart.~

Darling: Where’s the fun in bringin’ a gun to a magic fight? S’just no fun if ya ask me.~

Gene: Well excused the “crippled old man” for taking an advantage amidst this madness. I can still kill quite well without a gun, mind you. It’s more of a preference if anything.

Darling: Shut up! I’d like ta see YOU come up with a better plan on such short notice, fucka!

*click*

Gene: Alright, enough of the hospitality! I’m giving you one chance to give me a straight answer as to who you are and why you’re here! No more dancing around it, capiche?

Darling: Well ya see sir... It all started in a small place, in a little town, in a little bar, and in a little bathroom stall inside that little bar-

Gene: I didn’t ask for your life story, idiot! I asked who you are! Are you working for someone? Answer me that!

Darling: OW! HEY! Watch it with the stick, asshole! I don’t fuckin’ work for no one! M’doin this cause I’m bored, not cause I had too!

Arin: Ya know, this day’s been fuckin’ weird even by my standards of weird. And I was fuckin’ dead for nine years so that’s sayin’ a shitton.

Luis:   W̝͍̟̜̙̟͚͎̕ͅé̙̀ĺ͓̰l̛̮̙̀͡ ̷͍͍y̩͔͡o̢̭̙̖͠u̼͙̖͔̳͢ͅr̭̳̝̭̩̞̟̀ͅ ̡͚̣͢d͏̢̠̣͔͚̺̕ą̀҉̜̗̯̯̗͉̭ͅy̢̖̩̣̞̦̱̹'̷̛͔̺̺̟͎̥͔͘s̞̭͖͎̝ ̻̯̘͟a̷̺b̫̖̼̖̝͔͔͔̕͜ơ̶̶͎͖͇̯̤̖̲u̶̫̟͚̟͜t̹͎̗̦̹͔͇͓̕ ̨͖̯̜͉͖̜̜͠t̸̯͖̻̘̦̗̩̦o̷͖̺̖̦͎͎͖ͅ ͝҉̺̰͇̱g̢͖̝̦̻͎̰͠͠ȩ̡̢̩̫͓̲̣t̵̨͖͚̖̼̰̰̩̹͟ͅ ̴̪͈a̬̱͍̲͞ ̕҉̢͙̞̤̯̩ͅw̲̺̯͕̞h̜͙̖͚̗͝ͅo̵̢͔̳͉͉̞̟͟l͇̫͍͙͎̭͎̖͠e̢̩͕̭̙̹͞ ̩̞͓͍̤͉͡͠͡l̛̘͎o̢̺̦͙̥͠ṯ͖̰͍̲̥ ̡͓̹̰̹͓͓͔̹w҉͕͕̖͈͔o̥͠r̗̫̱͇͍̩s̶̷̠̲̠͉͓̜̲̜e̛͙͍͙͓̮̻̘̳.͎̠̗͍͠͡

Darling: Awh come on, sweetheart! Even I know that was a dumb idea ta draw attention ta ya’self like that! Why can no one round here come up with any good plans? S’like we weren’t prepared for this or somethin’.

Beth: I mean that’s still kinda badass... In like, a really edgy way...

Luis: The FUCK is he doing in there!? He’s ruining everything! Do you have any IDEA how long I’ve waited for this moment? Just for some self obsessed idiot to fuck it up!

Madeleine: To be fair, he did say he’d get inside the house, yes? He did not say what he’d do after that.

Casper: Alright. Things may not seem great, but we can work with this! He’s given us a good distraction so now we just need to work together and-”

Casper: He’s already gone isn’t he...?

Madeleine: Yes. He made an over dramatic exit while you weren’t looking. Kind of ruins the point, yes? He tries too hard.

*soft thump*

Casper: I try so hard to come up with the best, most optimal plans like a good servant. Why must no one listen to me? Master will be furious again and I don’t want him to start taking my books.

Madeleine: It’s okay, brother! We’ll do your plan first next time, yes! And don’t worry about Master, we’ll blame the edgy teenager man for this! Cassius doesn’t like him much anyways! 

Derrick: For the last time, man! I don’t know who the fuck he is or how he knows this address! Honest!

Gene: Are you really ruling out the possibility you didn’t do something stupid while under the influence? After so many times you’ve done mindbogglingly stupid things while drunk?

Beth: HEY! Maybe this ain’t as bad as ya think, cane guy! This guy could be anyone! Hell, I’ve had aliens and magical dads show up at my doorstep before, what’s the difference here?

Leroy: The difference is they u-usually call first... S-sometimes...

*click. SLAM!*

Darling: HaHAH! DARLING WINS! NOW YOU’RE TRAPPED HERE IN THE DARK WITH ME, SUCKERS!

Gene: You, do realize there’s still a bit of daylight outside and all the windows are open, correct...?

Darling: HAH! I DO NOW!

Darling: I really shoulda come up with a better plan. Maybe at least 2 steps woulda been a smart idea, wouldn’t it?

*knock knock knock*

*dog barking and objects being knocked over*

Derrick: GODDAMMIT! SOMEONE GET THE DOG!

Beth: On it, my dude!

Gene: I thought you said you only invited two friends to help...

Leroy: I-I DID! D-do you think I have more friends th-than that?

Derrick: HEY! Sorry but, uhhh, m’actually in the middle ‘a movin’ right now, man! Whateva you’re sellin’ we ain’t interested! 

Derrick: Wait.... Do I know ya from somewhere or somethin’?

Darling: Not that I know ‘a sweetheart!~ You’d remember me if we had.~ But I’m ALL about meetin’ new people, if ya get me...~

Gene: Have you been hiring prostitutes again?

Arin: While you’re dating someone? Fuckin’ savage, man!

Leroy: A-Arin that isn’t funny... 

Derrick: I-I DIDN’T! I SWEAR! I DON’T KNOW WHO THE FUCK HE IS! NEVA SEEN HIM BEFORE IN MY LIFE! HONEST!

Luis: I can’t believe that somewhat worked...

Madeleine: Awh! Don’t cry, brother! We can do your 16-step plan next time, yes!

Casper: And then once the third distraction is caused, Luis sneaks in through the front door while Mads causes the fourth and final distraction on the roof. During this, I break in through the back door while Darling covers any other exits. Does everyone understand the plan or should I repeat it one more time for good measure?

Darling: Yeah, I gots a question!

Casper: Yes of course! What is your question, Darling?

Darling: Instead ‘a this long, complicated plan we got for breakin’ in that I already forgot, why don’t we just go up there-

Darling: -’An use the front door?

Luis: HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALLOWED TO BE THIS STUPID? What makes you think that they’ll just let us waltz in their front door to slaughter them ALL?

Madeleine: For once the edgy teenager has a point, yes? Won’t it be too easy if they just let us in?

Darling: For you guys, yeah! Ya’ll have the charisma of a bunch ‘a rocks! Me on the other hand, can get into any place I want based on my charm alone! Clubs, homes, pants, ya name it! I can get in it!

Darling: Ya’ll just sit back ‘an watch a master at work, sweethearts! Trickin’ dumb humans is what us succubus were BORN ta do.~

Luis: I’VE BEEN WAITING YEARS FOR THIS MOMENT! YOU FUCK THIS UP AND YOU’RE DEAD, YOU HEAR ME?

Madeleine: Good luck in there! Break the leg as they say, yes!

Casper: *sigh* I worked so hard on that plan...

Gene: You know, Derrick? It’s somewhat funny that after all these years of pestering and persuading you to find a better home, you’re finally up and leaving this crack-shack of a house to find more suitable living conditions. All it took was a relationship with actual responsibility attached to it. Funny how that works.

Derrick: Hey! This place ain’t a crack-shack, alright? If it wasn’t so cramped now ‘a days, I wouldn’t mind stayin’ awhile longer! We’re only movin’ cause Martin swears that the animals ‘an people round here needed more space ta move around! It’s not a bad house!

Gene: Oh, of course! It most definitely wasn’t the peeling plaster, decades old appliances, and multiple holes in the walls that shied him away from this place. 

Derrick: Well, umm, ta be fair about the walls, most ‘a the holes there ain’t from age... One a those was from Pablo runnin’ face first into it while chasin’ his tail, another was from when I threw a drunk fit a few months back, ‘an another was cause Martin got so excited that the cat’s meow sounded like some kinda human word or somethin’ he punched a hole right through the wall while screamin’ about it. I guess the rest is fair, though... This place is more of a bachelor pad anyways.

Gene: You always make out your boyfriend and pets to be so charming. I’m genuinely amazed you care so much about them that you’re move out of the first home you bought on your own accord. You were quite proud of yourself when you got the deed, if I remember correct.

Derrick: Ehhh... Yeah but, ya know? Shit changes, man. This time for the better! Got someone I trust enough ta I know I wanna be with ‘em! ‘An Hell! Even the Kid’s got more friends than he knows what ta do with! After everythin’ that happened he’s bouncin’ back faster than I’ve eva seen! Shit’s at a good place for us right now, man!

Gene: Hmmph... Never trust normalcy, Derrick. Letting your guard down at any point is foolish. Men like us will never get a chance at a normal, stable lifestyle. No matter how hard we try and fool ourselves, something can and WILL go wrong. It simply takes time.

Derrick: Hey! I don’t mean ta be the guy ta jinx anythin’, but what’s the worst that could happen? We’ve gone this long without any major slip-ups, the Kid’s got people ta look out for him when we can’t, ‘an I got someone I can say I love! Life’s lookin’ up for this band ‘a brothers in arms for once!

Derrick: So lighten up, will ya Smiley? Trust me!

Derrick: Shit’s gonna be FINE!