Freshy Peppy

whiteboy yaoi fans used to have sort of a herd structure that allowed them to survive independently, even synthesizing their own food: a bland but nutrient-rich slurry known as “johnlock”. however as urbanization and hunting season have thinned their numbers (good thing), they have evolved into a parasitic lifestyle, and now spawn in the notes of lesbians’ personal posts at light levels 7 and below

post that broke containment because of mildly funny wording: just got my roommate a burger and she said shes an “amerimaxxing burgerchad” i hate it here (WE ARE BOTH WOMEN)

the tags for some reason:

#this is sooooo ricky and nathan

#junie heres the post i was telling you about thats LITERALLY rathan during the dragons crown arc

#𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒄𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒔… 🕊 / / (Nathan) #…𝑰𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆🔥/ / (Ricky)

#my yandere!nathan x omega!ricky au #not fic

#need to draw this it fits so well with the citadel scene… imagine if hed done this instead of punching ricky and calling him a slur maybe theyd be dating by now #atrjboa #nathan atrjboa #ricky atrjboa

#this post IS nathan and ricky. i dont care that its lesbians. if i stop thinking about nathan and ricky for 5 seconds i’ll kill myself

#****** & ***** in that one episode

#harry dubois

Ai Weiwei, “Dropping a Han Dynasty Urn,” 1995

An astonishingly irreverent piece of work.  This triptych features the artist dropping a Han Dynasty (206 BC - 220 AD) in three photographs.  

When questioned about the work, he suggested that the piece was about industry: “[The urn] was industry then and is industry now.”  His statement, therefore, was that the urn was just a cheap pot two thousand years ago, and the reverence we feel toward it is artificial.  One critic wrote: “In other words, for all the aura of preciousness acquired by the accretion of time (and skillful marketing), this vessel is the Iron Age equivalent of a flower pot from K-Mart and if one were to smash the latter a few millennia from now, would it be an occasion for tears?”

However, the not-so-subtle political undertone is clear.  This piece was about destroying the notion that everything that is old is good…including the traditions and cultures of China.  For Ai Weiwei, this triptych represents a moment in which culture suddenly shifts (sometimes violently), shattering the old and outdated to make room for the new.  

ive thought about this piece daily since first seeing it

Feverishly drafting Gummigoo copium

🎉After a while, crocodile 🤠🐊

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

I think everyone should be doing this btw. Maybe, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," could be our, "Always."

i think they mean this one actually

oh you know what they probably are

Ace attorney is so funny for making a game where you play as a lawyer whose assistant lets him talk to dead people and the only dead person he talks to is a smarter, better lawyer

*stand-up comedian voice* ladies and gentlemen I pitched a tv show to a big company a while back. recently they emailed me to say it had been greenlit and it was time to shoot! the! pilot! and I CATEGORICALLY TURNED THEM DOWN. I was on a plane at the time, you see.

game that starts out as a cozy little farming sim and gradually expands into full-blown factory farming where you're raising livestock in narrow stalls by the millions and have enough economic sway to influence environmental policy-making that may slow your profits

"buddy that's just cookie clicker again" and when the songbird sings do you make fun of it too?

YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

i may be stupid

you shut your whore mouth

i won’t hesitate bitch

stop being mean to me

when this post hits 69420 im turning off reblogs

YES I MISSED THE DEADLINE everyone shut up. on april 20 reblogs are going off for realsies this time. cash in while you can

Readers have context you may want to know: It is May 3.

Dungeon Meshi - Kabru the Charmer

Mickbell had a point

this reddit post is so good.

a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

vanitas vanitatum et omnia vanitas

[⚠️The Amazing Digital Circus SPOILERS] This episode was interesting!