i desperately wanted to get this chair but it was $1200. the tag says "yikes"

david hindley in sex: take a walk on the wild side (masterpieces of erotic fantasy photography) - tony mitchell (2002)

count dooku after indulging in his daily milano cookie

people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"

if i was a knight in medieval times i would be the guy who dies a gruesome probably accidental death that ruins the whole tourney for everyone

If I was a knight in medieval times I would be frotting so hard the sparks would start a forest fire.

Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

this is quite literally on-par with a royal baby announcement

my favorite episode of jojos is the one where they eat spaghetti that's so good they think it has to be evil but it's just really good pasta

Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!

I’m crying over this picture

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a nervous young man

Check out this CD I burned. (Puts it in my car radio and plays it and it's just a medium quality recording of you coughing)