The Golden Age Of Silent Running

This delivery kills me every time

is that a pack of cigarettes under your skirt or are you--

#THEY BRING THIS ENERGY EVERYWHERE

someone can ask me the definition of gender and I’ll just say "david tennant in shakespeare plays" :

why must we play god

Artistic representation of how the lemon was invented in the first place

"citrus are whores" is not something i expected to see on the hellsite today

I’m not wrong though they are EASILY the sluttiest fruits. You don’t see Rosales pulling this shit. I mean yeah apples will breed weird new apples but nothing fucks around like citrus.

#so we’re slutshaming the fruits now? 

Tags that look homophobic without context

I MEAN technically squashes are fruits and they are also EXTREMELY SLUTTY.

The lemon and lime fanfic warnings ARE based on scientific fact.

The lemon and lime

fanfic warnings ARE based on

scientific fact.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Kinda still obsessed with the thought of Will and Hannibal calling each other and talking for hours. Imagine Hannibal cooking and having Will on speaker. Or Will working on an engine and casually talking to Hannibal.

Morning cannibal

This is my favorite thing on the whole internet and I need to share

whenever I casually lick my lips in public I can't help but think "omg just like will graham" and it is always followed by the thought "oh no now everyone thinks I'm a whore :/"

what if the little cannibals kissed

Just my ongoing personal head canon where Hannibal continues to torment Jack by sending happy postcards from their murder husband honeymoon

been thinking a lot about anticipatory grief lately. i love you so much that i know losing you will devastate me. i haven't lost you yet but i already miss you. we still have time, but it won't be enough. i think about what i would say at your funeral, and say some of it to you now cause i need you to know how loved you are before you go. you will go where i cannot follow, but you will never really leave me. it won't make it hurt less but it is a part of healing somehow.

we need to give this tweet more credit for im pretty sure coining "die mad about it"

checks out, thank you melanie