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• Wish me luck out there.
• That’s pretty good.
• Nice to see you again.
• Thank you. That was very nice. Thank you.
• We’ve all gone too big too fast.
• You totally forget the lesson.
• We’re all violent here, but you’re very friendly.
• I don’t like confrontation.
• I’ve never been in a fight before.
• Do not fuck with me.
• You could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.
• I’m so open and vulnerable.
• I got married since then.
• I love saying “my wife/husband.”
• Stay away from my wife/husband!
• Marriage is gonna be very magical.
• Being married is so nice.
• I never knew relationships were supposed to make you feel better about yourself.
• I’d been in relationships where I got cheated on, like, long ones.
• I don’t know if you’ve ever been in a long relationship
• where you got cheated on, but it changes your whole worldview.
• How could another person kill someone?
• I’m not gonna do it, but I totally get it.
• No one else can have you.
• I don’t care about that.
• It’s just creepy to have an ex out there after things have ended badly.
• They have a lot of information.
• Anyone who’s seen my dick/pussy and met my parents needs to die.
• That’s not even a situation.
• Aw, she’s/he’s ugly.
• I know that’s awful, but wouldn’t you give a million
• dollars to see that video?
• Cause you know, how you lie to your parents. 
• I got this under control.
• They introduced a bunch of new shit.
• Let’s see. What problems can we solve? Problem one. No.
• It’s just a little bit wrong, isn’t it?
• It’s just a little off.
• I don’t have any children, I have a dog.
• Go tell your fucking jokes.
• Let’s pretend. It’ll be fun.
• Let’s talk before we go in.
• What is the animosity about?
• So, this could be an office. Or maybe a nursery.
• I went outside about as much as Powder from the movie Powder.
• I didn’t mean to make it sound like we/I don’t want children. We/I don’t, but I didn’t mean to make it sound like that.
• Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.
• You’re never too young to learn our national no-snitching policy.
• Someone can’t keep a secret!
• It’s fun to be married.
• I’ve never been supervised before.
• I’m supervised. 
• I had no supervision when I was a kid.
• No one cared about my opinion. No one cared what I thought.
• What do you think you’re doing?
• I think Emily Dickinson’s a lesbian.
• That’s not how life works.
• I have had a very long day.
• My dad/mom loved us. He just didn’t care about our
• general happiness or self-esteem.
• My dad/mom is cold-blooded.
• Are you going to talk the entire time?
• No one look at me or I’ll kill myself.
• Hello? Hush!
• What kind of a person are you?
• I need you to believe me.
• Remember, ______, at five o'clock, you need to keep looking like a hard-boiled egg.
• I think about that every goddamn day.
• The things they/you say mean nothing to
• them/you, but they mean everything to me.
• Eat ass, suck a dick and sell drugs.
• I’m sorry you all had to hear that.
• What should I do with my life?
• What the hell is/are he/she/you trying to pull?
• Hey, can I walk ya home?
• It’s not like he’s/she’s gonna remember you.
• What the hell are you talking about?
• It was the best night of my entire life.
• You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.
• In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.
• I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.
• You should be nervous.

• Am I on the Naughty List? 
• Slow down would you, I’ve been trying to bust in here for years. I want a good look!
• Check out the view from up - WOAH!
• Aww, you do care!
• Oh, rack off, ya bloody show pony!
• Shh, you guys. He’s still awake.
• How can I know who I am, until I find out who I was?
• Oh, he’s real all right. Real annoying, real grumpy, and REALLY full of himself!
• You’re all hard work and deadlines, and I’m all snowballs and fun times.
• Yeah, I love being shoved in a sack and tossed through a magic portal!
• Oh, good. That was my idea!
• You didn’t even say goodbye.
• No one, honey, it’s just an expression.
• YOU CAN’T GET RID OF ME! Not forever. There will ALWAYS be fear.
• Ha ha, they can’t be MY nightmares. I’m not afraid.
• Darkness. That’s the first thing I remember. It was dark, and it was cold. And I was scared.
• I told you I’m not going with you guys. There is no way I’m climbing into some rickety, old… sleigh…
• That dream is over! It is time for fear to rule the world!
• Don’t look at me. I’m invisible, remember?
• I can’t tell you how happy it makes me to see you all like this!… You look awful.

• “ please just let me forget. ”
• “ c'mon try to guess what. ”
• “ just leave me alone already. ”
• “ no, i’m not going to. ”
• “ you can’t change my mind. ”
• “ my mind is made up. ”
• “ i’m not gonna let you. ”
• “ don’t do that to me. ”
• “ think about what you’re doing. ”
• “ why aren’t you listening now? ”
• “ i want to sleep forever. ”
• “ you need to leave now. ”
• “ i’ll always have your back. ”
• “ now there’s no going back. ”
• “ the view really is spectacular. ”
• “ i didn’t think you’d care. ”
• “ why can’t you trust me? ”
• “ don’t even bother with clothes. ”
• “ i don’t love you anymore. ”
• “ i am a great person. ”
• “ you are a tolerable drunk. ”
• “ exactly, why are you awake? ”
• “ i’m gonna ignore you now. ”
• “ how is that not hilarious? ”
• “ please just calm down now. ” 
• “ i was already calm, asshole. ”
• “ i can see your underwear. ”
• “ i’m afraid you’ll replace me. ”
• “ please stop losing your temper. ”
• “ you can cry if needed. ”
• “ you have to run away. ”
• “ i just wanna be yours. ”
• “ ashes, we all fall down. ”
• “ i’m hoping you’ll understand me. ”