im what the victorians would call a “vile, ill-tempered and thoroughly wretched little creature”

I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams

to the woman watching the Toxic by Britney Spears music video with no headphones in the psychiatrists waiting room: you’re the only motherfucker in this room who can handle me

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

today is the day

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

The cherry pie worked for me and here’s to hoping it’ll work for you too

criminalise golf

scream she might be wise beyond her years

sis has some validity to her statistics 

everything about this!! show us the plays! give them the love, respect, and attention they deserve!

ben platt: this is in fact the tony awards and you are in fact gay

me:

ophelia: [is so overcome with grief, betrayal, and loneliness that she is driven to suicide]

male shakespearean scholars for 500 years: i hereby diagnose you with…

billy porter did not absolutely pop off with that met gala look only for some of y'all to call harry styles the king of camp i-

Okay look.  LOOK.

Harry looks pretty good for a straight boy.  It’s classy and campy and he looks good.

But if we’re talking King of Camp (shouldn’t it be Queen of Camp, really?  Just saying), he doesn’t even make the rankings!

Hamish Bowles, Vogue editor:

Ryan Murphy:

Jordan Roth (who owns at least one broadway theater, thus the theme):

Michael Urie:

Darren Criss, who’s on the more subdued side:

And then the aforementioned Billy Porter, who arrived ON A VELVET LITTER CARRIED BY SIX SHIRTLESS MEN:

Harry is basically a WALLFLOWER compared to these glorious looks.  How anyone could call that boy the “king of camp” is beyond me.

(Jordan Roth owns 5 theatres but that absolutely isn’t the point)

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

The secret to good theatre is having Amber Gray in your show thats all that matters

this scene alone should be enough for queer eye to win another emmy

You know?

Netflix: not enough people watched One Day At A Time

Literally the entire internet:

You spent the last 10 hours beating me senseless and you’ve learned absolutely nothing. I mean, nobody tells me shit. The truth is, I’m the one person in that house nobody will even notice is gone. You assholes kidnapped the wrong guy!

Klaus Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy (2019-)

“gordo from lizzie mcquire walked so timothee chalamet could run” is so funny i’m crying