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am i funny yet
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“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”
Dude about to make haikus:
“Oh you haven’t heard?”
fuck you
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i just… want everyone understand and appreciate that this.. is the softest moment in history
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Anonymous asked:
my heart hurts. dans gonna make merch without phil.
THIS COULD MEAN PHIL IS MAKING SOCK MERCH! WE CAN ONLY PRAY!
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An Intro To Indian Dishes, by BuzzFeed India
Food Network is shook!
ablogthingy
Give this girl her own show!!!
“because mom said so” is literally how i learned to cook i’m screaming
Source: facebook.com
SO I WENT TO THE LOUVRE TODAY…
NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE SAW THIS, LISTEN TO IT WITH VOLUME UP!
Otter Disbelief My website – My Facebook page – See me on LINE Webtoon!
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just a bunch of stuff phil has said in 2017… i’m sorry
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fucking christ I am sobbing
“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“
bookofreid
In case y’all are wondering what my favorite video on the internet is, this is it
what she says: i'm fine
what she means: i can't fit my hand inside a pringle can. i have a huge amount of trouble fitting my hand inside of a pringle can i can get my hand about 4 inches into the can but then i have to tilt the can into my mouth but by that point a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can, so they go spilling onto my face. what i'm trying to say is the diameter of pringle cans is way too small. i'll say it again the diameter of pringle cans is way too small, 2 radiuses of a pringle can is way too small
when ur hanging out in ur apartment u’ve got some candles lit ur feeling good u’ve had 8 glasses of wine then down in the street u hear two beautiful boys skateboarding or doing flips or something so u invite them up and they say where’s the bed and they ask if they can sit on the bed and u tell them sure but the sheets are expensive japanese linen and they tell u they’re not even soft:
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Calling all One Day at a Time fans and pro-LGBTQIA+ and Latinx representation folks - this is not a drill!
This message is from a co-showrunner of One Day at a Time on Netflix.
They need viewers over the next few days to watch four or more shows to help keep it on the air! LET’S DO THIS!!!
The show has an out teen lesbian main character!
Who now has a non-binary sweetheart!
A single Latinx mom who is out of the military and working on her PTSD.
RITA MORENO!!!
WE CAN’T LET THIS GIFT TO THE WORLD GO AWAY. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WATCH 4 OR MORE EPISODES THIS WEEK IF YOU CAN, AND PLEASE SHARE!!!
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foreverhelives-deactivated20170
“Lady who has a Bible Verse for every situation.”
IM DYIJG I LOST IT AT APPLE
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I was reading a fanfiction in which phil and dan are bestfriends. Phil has a wife and two children, the son is teddy. Dan has a boyfriend of 5 yrs. But i forgot its name and want to read it again.
does anyone know?
Disturb the universe
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harry potter au where the potions master is gordon ramsey
Horton hears somebody he used to know
do you ever regret drawing something