I love it when my dash lines things up perfectly 🏳️‍🌈

Kind of obsessed with the tumblr Twitter account

I really can't get over Twitter people being like 'it's time to bring back tumblr' as if it were dead.

Like opening their long abandoned dumpster and finding a vast racoon society thriving.

She saw her moment and got glossed up for it

#glad to see staff doing their part

guys its working keep posting cringe we really can keep them out

Jason, doing a presentation: You heard about daddy issues and mommy issues, now I present to you *shows a picture of Dick* big sister issues

Dick: What-

Tim: Say no more, I'm convinced

Steph: *nods*

Jason: Oh my God, Tim, what is wrong with you?

Tim: Well, I'm autistic to start with-

Jason: That's not what I meant.

Dick: Damian’s autistic too.

Damian, squinting: What is an autistic and why am I it

Jason:

Tim:

Dick:

Damian: What

Dick: Did Bruce genuinely never get you diagnosed? Or explain why you're so much like him?

Damian: Diagnosed? I'm not ill. And I am like Father because I'm his son.

Tim: This. Explains so much

Damian: So much of what?

Jason, marveling: He's just like Bruce.

Dick: Buddy, we need to take you to a specialist.

Damian, stubbornly: I'm not ill.

Tim: I've got a powerpoint-

Dick, jabbing Tim in the stomach: Of course you're not ill! You're just different!

Jason: This is giving me flashbacks to when we got Dick his ADHD diagnosis.

Damian: What is an ADHD

Dick:

Dick: I give up. Tim, pull up your PowerPoint on autism. I trust you've got one on ADHD too?

Tim: Yeah. Anxiety and depression too, if we're counting all of our mental illnesses.

*Four hours later*

Damian: Father, I think you should seek professional help for your numerous mental health problems. Also I believe I should get screened for autism

the crazy ones — k.bakugou !

“shut up! or i’m gonna—”

katsuki smirked at y/n, rolling his chair closer. “you’re gonna what, sweetheart? what’re you gonna do to me?” he asked, his voice low, echoing in y/n’s ears.

y/n clamped her mouth shut and narrowed her eyes.

katsuki hummed, tilting his head to the side.

“i’m gonna rip your dick off,” y/n said lowly. “put it in a blender and make you drink your dick smoothie.”

kirishima choked on his water, it spilled down the front of his shirt. “what the fuck?!” he exclaimed.

kaminari laughed loudly at them.

katsuki leaned back in his seat and grinned widely, clasping his hands together.

“what just happened?” kirishima asked, looking between the couple.

kaminari sighed, patting his back. “kaachans into the crazy ones,” he said, nodded. “y/n is terrifying.”

“damn right,” y/n said, chest swelling up with pride.

katsuki just laughed at her.

Dick: My brother officially turned 10 yesterday and because I was in Bloodhaven I couldn't see him. So, I called instead to sing happy birthday and when I was done he said "Tt gay" and hung up on me.

Other Police Officer: Is that the same brother that put his burned hand on your heart because "it was so nice and cold"

Dick: Nah that was Jason.

Other Police Officer: How many siblings do you have??

Dick: Legally, emotionally, or physically?

the current movie industry couldn’t and won’t give us another steve buscemi or willem dafoe

some of you are being wilfully obtuse in the notes i am talking about an esoteric face + extreme and undeniable unmissable cuntserving fucking TALENTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

PSA for Switch owners

The latest 11.0 update means that Google Analytics is a thing on the switch and turned on. What that means is that Nintendo has a deal with Google to share with them your data for advertisement purposes.

To turn it off

Please spread the word. Really shitty of Nintendo to just quietly start allowing Google to spy on users for advertising.

bakugou x f!reader x todoroki

summary: when you’re stuck on surveillance you let it slip that you’ve never orgasmed with a partner. your fellow up and coming pro heroes take that challenge personally.

a/n - repost from old account. d/s dynamics, sub female reader, dom character. smut w no plot really, praise, degradation, bakugou curses a lot, hard dom bakugou, mean cold dom shouto, aftercare, they’re both such menaces tbh, overstimulation, quirk play, this is honestly filth, daddy kink, use of sir, uhhhhhh bakugou and shouto kink shame each other but it’s all in good fun, exhibitionism if you squint, and some mild Deku slander, reader and bakugou and shouto in their mid twenties.

wc - 4K

MINORS DNI - please have an age in your blog if you’re going to like, comment, or reblog this fic. thank you!

You stretch your shoulder, rolling the sore joint and wincing.

“Are you injured?” Shouto asks, putting down the binoculars for a second. “You look like you’re in pain.” You flush.

“Yeah I um,” you couldn’t exactly say that you and Deku had been fooling around in the agency locker room, and he’d bent your back at a clumsy odd angle, trying desperately to make you cum with no success. “Injured it.” You finish lamely, staring down at your palms.

“You and that fuckin’ idiot get hurt doin’ it in the broom closet?” Bakugou jeers and your face burns.

“It was a one time thing.” You mumble. “I just, I broke up with my boyfriend, and Midoriya’s so sweet, you know, I thought, maybe,” You realize both men are paying distinct attention to you now, “Sweet would be, better. Than my ex.” You shiver uncomfortably and turn your eyes back to the warehouse the three of you were watching. “Ah what time, was the drop off supposed to happen?” You ask, a little flustered, wanting to change the subject.

“Not for another few hours.” Shouto confirms. “We’re here to report movements in case it happens early.

“They really need all of us here for that?” You raise your eyebrows, leaning forward, bouncing your leg nervously.

“Whatsa matter,” Bakugou sneers, “You got a date or somethin’?” You laugh lightly.

“As a matter of fact I do.”

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since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

Part 1: Which is which...

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Finally got how to put a read more!

Oh, this was split into two parts btw because it was too long here is part2 btw!

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It has been 5 days since the headmaster called mc and found her a way back to her home yet mc declined the offer and decided "hey I may be magicless but NRC felt much more of a home than back where she came from especially with the pandemic, have my boyfriends here. So I'll be staying and continue to ignore that they were an underpaid therapist. yada yada."