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insecurity theatre

@royal-mortician / royal-mortician.tumblr.com

❤ welcome to my bog ❤
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sabrebash

Furby field notes

By popular demand. Very little is known about the elusive "long" species, despite dozens of alleged sightings each year.

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opposite of depression nap. depression awakeness. refreshing the same three websites over and over. there’s nothing new on any of them. eight seconds have passed and it feels like a century

Porn bots have completely taken over this dumb post and I can't even log in without seeing 99 notifications about hardcore anal. Ffs this is why i quit Tumblr

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Fuck it Nightmare Furby Buy a print on my etsy

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ok uhhhhhh i still kinda exist

but this blog is a giant clusterfuck of opinions i no longer have, hobbies i no longer engage in and fandoms i no longer have interest in and it would be impossible to clean this up. i love you all

https://www.instagram.com/0ddly/ - main social media rn

https://maymayday.tumblr.com/ - furby sideblog i made literally just now a minute ago so it's empty but i mean to post furby stuff there

https://crownpixels.tumblr.com/ - pixel art sideblog, rarely used

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When u get into the bed and the duvet is already warm from sitting on the radiator so you don't have to warm it up on your own it feels like you're getting away with the heist of the century. Feels like you stole a billion dollars and didn't get caught

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mmc-art

@royal-mortician ’s witchsona. She’s a bug witch - she befriends all the little friends and they help her with stuff, she also has some mysterious bug-like powers 🦋🐌🐞🕷🌷🌻

Slippers for ultimate power move.

The spider on the headband is alive and well and he likes to explore the world with her.

Also the mushroom purse/bag. I would colour it red but my coloured pencil fell under the car seat. It’s trapped forever. You didn’t need to know that but now you do.

-PTERODACTYL SCREECH- (╯✧∇✧)╯ⓘ🅛🅞🅥🅔ⓘⓣ𝓣𝓗𝓐𝓝𝓚 𝓨𝓞𝓤💜 💚 💜

holy this exists

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phantomsteed

no artist can ever make anything as relatable as edward gorey drawing a shrewd little man looking out upon a barren ass landscape & the only caption he chose to describe this intensely bizarre scene is “hoo.”

Mood

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i want my house to be made of old soviet control boards

*wakes up at 6am full of joy* ohhhhohohohoh.. hhohhhhyes

YEAHH *my bare feet hurriedly slap along the tile floors * YEAHHHHHH

YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *STARTS SLAPPING BUTTONS RANDOMPLY* YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*LOUD ALARM STARTS BLARING* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this post contains such high concentrations of joy that i one day hope to feel

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