idk what a parasocial relationship is this 80 year old celebrity is my best friend

This is the May! Have a little doodle of my fav brown eyes duo :3

Just thinking about the Skywalker Twins getting to develop that good sibling energy.

So I was telling my dad about neko atsume and he just scoffed and said “you don’t need a damn video game for that” and went out to our backyard and put apples and pears all around our yard and now we’re just watching the squirrels come and go and he’s naming them all after old military generals

sweet neighborhood story

MIKEY “HALF OF NEW JERSEY, ALL OF WARPED” WAY SHOULD NOT BE THE FACE OF INCEL

THE DESCRIPTION ISNT EVEN ACCURATE LIKE ?? UNKEMPT HAIR AND CLOTHES?? HIS ASS SPENT HOURS STRAIGHTENING THAT HAIR AND THOSE LAYERED JACKETS WERE CAREFULLY PICKED TO GIVE OFF MAXIMUM EMO BOY PHEROMONES

(greeting someone u would die for)  well well well… look who crawled out of the primordial FILTH

I’m using ao3 the way god intended: via 36 open semi-abandoned tabs on my phone at 2 AM the night before work

who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about

More good advice

I still can't believe this is real

Its may 2024 and this is still the image on there btw

star wars, but it’s just the memes

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1980), dir. Irvin Kershner