I Have No Clue What I'm Doing

me: i wish i could turn off certain mobs. i’d love to play more survival mode but the spiders really upset me :(

my dad, the most stoic person in existence, LEAPING out of his chair with great concern: I AM NOW OBSESSED WITH THIS PROBLEM. I WILL PROCEED TO SPEND THE NEXT MONTH SCOURING THE INTERNET FOR NICHE MODS OR CONSOLE COMMANDS IN HOPES I CAN BRING YOU AND THE ENTIRE MINECRAFT PLAYERBASE PEACE.

my dad, a week later, more distraught than i’ve ever seen: brittany it’s awful. i’ve been googling around for solutions to your spider problem and lots of little kids have asked for help on the same issue and people online were Mean to them. i cannot type fast enough to stop all of them. this is a crisis right now

if you play java edition i can make a datapack that kills all spiders when they spawn so you don’t get a chance to see them

hi!! i do play java edition, and any help would be amazing!! my current method involves a small redstone machine in the spawn area and command blocks, but i’ve not looked into datapacks since getting back into playing. they seem like they’d be more intuitive though, so i’d love some help!! :0

it’s done :]

https://www.planetminecraft.com/data-pack/no-spiders-5590849/

EEEEEEE thank you so much!!!!!! i can’t wait to try it out!!!! :D

For arachnaphobes this is a game changer, thank you OP

This is great news for all the gamers who get the jeebies from spiders but we can not ignore the stoic Super Dad who is on the forums beating back Minecraft bullies with a stick defending the youth.

You are my hero, Brittany’s Stoic Dad

For anyone with any problem with any mob in minecraft: This Mod allows you to remove any mob you want from the game

Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust

a couple years back i made a post about life advice and one of the tips i gave was 'cheat at solitaire if you want to', and i've been thinking of that since.

like 16 year old me had no idea what i was saying. i was talking out of my ass. but yeah. yeah, cheat in solitaire. make your life easier, even if it's not how it's supposed to be lived, even if it's not how everyone else is living. get a cane, get a hot pack, quit school, cheat at the game that only you are playing, in ways that will only ever benefit you.

peek at the next card. get a shower chair. it's okay. you're the only one playing and you're playing for you.

Predator (1987) | dir. John McTiernan

achievement unlocked

ohhh boy i love fanart!!

why is he white

this app is great bc i’ll be scrolling past gifs of two men having raw sex and then i’ll be inexplicably whisked away to the app store page for the monopoly app

you've probably heard it before, but half-assed is better than no-assed. don't let perfect stand in the way of done. a 0 on your report card is worse than a 50. do it scared. do it wrong. do it ugly, just do it. do not wait for the perfect day to have your little treat. make a day better with the treat. life is for the living. make outsider art

Old abandoned grocery store repurposed as a library

Certified Library Post

"Hey, we need to renovate this grocery store into a library."

"Okay, I got you."

*Removes the B from the BREAD sign*

"Done"

pink moon.

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

Homophobes making metal shit for the LGBTQ+ community again pt. ???

Do what you want cause a pirate is free!

I thought "What if the smaller theropods acted similar and bit like tyrannosaurid tails"

Sweet generalization.

It’s not about whether a character is trans or gay. Gay characters make sense. People have been gay for millennia. Trans however. Not the case. In a high fantasy setting, how in the balls are they going to perform surgery where they change the sex of the character??? It makes no sense at all. They’d have to explain it. And remember, this is high fantasy, Game of Thrones is also in that category. This is a time where they would reach into your body with an object strikingly similar to a salad tossing spoon to yank out a small piece of arrowhead. Pretty sure they hadn’t figured out a surgery as complex as a sex change…

The people complaining that there aren’t enough gay/trans people in stuff like this are just as bad if not moreso than the people who complain about gay/trans people being in stuff like this.

Create your own fantasy world filled with nothing but gay/trans people. Make it so that being heterosexual is the minority. All the power to you. Good luck trying to create it.

You don’t have to have surgery to be transgender. Lots of transgender people don’t. Transgender people, people who identify with the gender not corresponding with their birth sex, have existed before the surgery. And the existence of and recognition of a third sex or dual sex existed in pre-modern times in lots of places are the world. So, for one, your “how in the balls are they going to perform surgery“ question doesn’t actually matter. They don’t need to in order for transgender people to exist. But if they did want to include transgender people who undergo physical changes to reflect their gender/sexual identity, in a HIGH FANTASY world, there’s actually a really easy answer to that:

*ahem*

“How are you going to make someone trans in a fantasy setting full of magic spells, potions, and artifacts?”

shout out to the elixir of sex shift for covering more than just a gender binary.

also lets not forget that in ye old days (aka time of the ancient greeks (aka the bc years)) that people drank the urine of pregnant mares to feminize themselves. like, trans people find a way ;)

…the fucking Sumerians had trans people, brosky.

Sumerians.

They didn’t even have fucking iron, but they had trans women.

dude lemme find you a fucking. girdle of sex change from 1st edition

woah what’s that?? the first edition efreet cover???

OH HEY ITS A FUCKING GIRDLE OF SEX CHANGE AND THERES ALSO A POSSIBILITY IT REMOVES ALL SEX CHARACTERISTICS FROM THE WEARER

it’s on page 145 of the dmg 1st ed. want an easier-to-read screenshot of a pdf??

tldr fuck you

it’s pride month welcome back to “tldr fuck you” anyways dnd says trans & nb rights

head archipelago of the magnus institute and his thot daughter

bonus

senior employee of the OIAR and her thot dad

head archipelago of the magnus institute and his thot daughter

bonus

senior employee of the OIAR and her thot dad

parried by the aluminum foil :0

I jhow it looks like they're blasted back, like the foil has some kinda repulsor field.