The drake Kendrick beef trending on tumblr is like finding out an isolated village in the middle of Siberia with no internet or television access knows who Michael Jackson is
Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust
this scene deserved at least 10 emmys
Where were you in 1813?
robbing stagecoaches out west
Liar, stagecoaches didn't make it to the west until the 1850s
thanks to me
Ive kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like im gonna run for president
you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like
stop it i was trying to be gothic
can't believe i just blew fifty bucks in there <- gay deer walking out of a bar
yeah sure why not
love this image bc what did the princess do to make the crowd shout and throw tomatoes at her. i know it wasnt nothing
the humble apostrophe
I think it's suspicious of you