An Anxious Giraffe

sorry i cant come over today. it's the whole eagle pecking out my liver thing. tomorrows not good either. yeah it's the eagle again, im kind of booked up for a while actually

Bonus:

THIS IS IT. IVE FOUND THE FUNNIEST THING ON THIS PLANET.

~ illicit affairs, folklore.

the plot chickens

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

They don’t need a dating app, they married each other right after highschool

cats’ instinct to smack the shit out of anything and everything is honestly one of their best traits

🐯 🐯 🐯

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

Who Would Win?

Three apex predators

OR

One Screaming Long Boi

“Ahhhhhh!!!! Aaaaahhhh!!!”

Miss Mongoose has HAD it

Absolute murder.

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