Ghostly ghost

christi found bald :/

the drama continues

suburban white moms are really the pinnacle of passive-aggresiveness 

Hugs and kisses, Helen

there is no difference between coke, pepsi, doctored pepper, sprites, ginger’s ale, root’s beered, mountain do, all of them. theyre all exactly the same.

hohoho! comparing these other drinks to ginger ale is like sticking you hand in a blender! because in both situations… heh you’ll know soon enough

hi “ginger-ale-official”.

thanks for your comment on my post.

except, no thanks.

your heart will stop beating at 9:10 PM EST on 2018/04/30

make the best of your remaining time!

Venus :)

I got rid of my heart twenty five years ago to make room! (for ginger ale) do not fear though friend! Your reckoning will soon be upon you!

I am witnessing a conversation between two gods.

So, what about that 2 yrs glow up? 

they help rebuild earth and the coalition & earth climate can get hot, don’t judge me ;; the garrison uniform hides everything.. its unfair

“Shiro I will protect you.”

“Keith we’re bunnies please don’t hold your blade with your mouth.”

look at this official picture of spiderman ps4 that insomniac just posted on twitter

insta / twitter

Immune to all damage

You’ve made him too powerful, you fools.

achilles heel

can’t handle it

season 1: shoulder touches

season 7: thigh touches

…character development.

using microsoft word

*moves an image a mm to the left*

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.

— tweet by David Gaider, BioWare writer of the Dragon Age games (and more)

Didn’t we all?

lil matt damon SNAPPED

He looks exactly like Matt Damon

the finger points 😭😭

Him and this gif have the same energy

He dragged him for not listening lmao

n w th@ stupid meme outta the way

i can go back 2 workin on comms

Fun fact: Tenochtitlan fell in 1521. From 1603 onwards, large numbers of honest-to-god fricking Japanese Samurai came to Mexico from Japan to work as guardsmen and mercenaries. 

Ergo, it would be 100% historically accurate to write a story starring a quartet consisting of the child or grandchild of Aztec Noblemen, an escaped African slave, a Spanish Jew fleeing the Inquisition (which was relaxed in Mexico in 1606, for a time) and a Katana-wielding Samurai in Colonial Mexico.

Also a whole bunch of Chinese Characters BECAUSE MEXICO CITY HAD A CHINATOWN WITHIN TEN YEARS OF THE FALL OF THE AZTEC EMPIRE.

“Captain.”

“Oh my-… Keith you can’t just say that-”

Yes. Yes he can. And he will, because he knows how much Shiro loves it. Or: the headcanon you guys can pry from my cold dead hands. Like all the other headcanons so far.