sirius black is 1000% a mirrorball
no doubt in my mind
just a little thought i had,
i’m sure y’all will like this considering y’all love drama
bachelor au
1. james is the bachelor and a.) falls head over heels for you or b.) likes lily a lot, sends you home, realizes his mistake, tries to find you
2. whichever one of the marauders is the bachelor and they get to bring their friends to introduce them to everyone, then y’all have a threesome, foursome, whatever you prefer
“Feminism in the streets, submission in the sheets”
~ James Potter
JUST WATCHED ALL TOO WELL
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
IN TEARS
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obviously we live for harry and his snarky little comments and him just generally being done w everyone shit right? BUT i think y’all r forgetting about the best, pettiest power move throughout the whole HP series, which HAS to be regulus arcturus black literally playing a fun game of switcheroo with 1/7th of voldemort’s ACTUAL SOUL and then leaving him a note in its place essentially saying ‘hey my idiot boss, you absolute moron, i pulled a lil sneaky on ya and i hope by the time you read this you’re able to be killed! die mad about it xoxo regulus’ like honestly???? iconic
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I demand that a pretty woman come straddle my face right this instant.
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Anonymous asked:
can you trigger tag bisexuality please
no but i can fuck both your parents
best thing i’ve seen all day
happy father’s day to all the dilfs out there
have i finished reading atyd? no, my mental health can’t take that. do i recommend it to everyone i know? yes.