I’m feeling a lot of hate for the internet rn

there is carnival music faintly playing somewhere in my house.

i’ve walked through the whole place and can’t find a source

it isn’t louder in any one spot

it is just evenly, eerily faint

carnival 

music

everywhere

Hey guys like 8 years after this post was made, I have learned that i have experienced auditory hallucinations for the majority of my life

Source: Commonly Used Telephone Greetings and Etiquette, Gigi Granger, 1902.

tag yourself

Actually Potatoes were originally grown in Peru

As a kid who lives in Peru I can confirm that potatoes are from here and that we have over 1200 varieties of potatoes

only corn

Natives had corn before us. U gonna be a white supremacist u gonna eat white food. Sheep guts and boiled bread my dudes

Y’all ever have Strong Opinions about ships in series you’ve never even watched? Like, I never got into Avatar at all, but thanks to my mutuals I know that Zutara not becoming canon was an offence against God and all His angels and when the revolution comes Bryke will be first against the wall

A day or two ago, I was at “boob” restaurant (like an owl one) for a best friend’s brother’s birthday. I got up to go to the bathroom. Talked to a waiter to ask where it was, blah blah blah, normal stuff. And when I was halfway across the restaurant, some guy at a table slapped my ass. And he and all his friends started laughing about it. I spun around and slapped him across the face back.

He got sooo pissed. Started yelling at me and calling me a bitch and then told me “You can’t hit me! I’m a customer!”

I’m pretty well developed for my age, and this happened when it was hot as fuck outside so I was wearing shorts and a tank top.

“I’m not a worker, asshole! And you shouldn’t slap their asses too just because they can’t hit you back!” I’m pretty sure I said something to the effect although I probably am explaining it as if I was smooth and calm back then, but I was an embarrassed, mortified mess

And then I asked one of the waitresses to call the police. The guy was backpedaling and trying to apologize.

Fun fact: I’m 15. Like I said, very well developed for my age.

So I told him no, we were both going to wait here for the police to show up so I could report him for sexually abusing and harassing a minor.

He panicked and was even trying to bargain with me, but like fuck I was letting him off the hook. Think of how many other girls this asshole has probably harassed! I just have the power to do something about it.

Police got there and I had about at least 50 witnesses to attest to the fact a stranger, who was probably like 40, slapped my ass, when I am, in fact, a minor. Not to mention he yelled things at me when he thought I was a worker like “You can’t touch me! I’ll beat your ass, cunt!” Which I referenced as him threatening me too.

The rest of his friends were mortified and had tried to leave but I insisted that they have to stay because the cops might want statements from them. Whether or not that’s true, I don’t fuckin know, but the manager seemed to agree enough to tell them to wait for the police.

I had tried not to, but as some point when talking to one of the waitresses while waiting for the police, I started crying because of how violated I felt. It may have done good for the police came in to see my crying, I don’t know, but the waitresses were all so sweet and tried to comfort me when they had the chance.

I intend to press charges. Since I am a minor I need my parents to help or whatever and I know nothing about this kinda thing but I can potentially get him labeled a sex offender, which he IS, so I want him to actually feel punishment for his abuse towards female workers (I doubt I’m the first girl he’s harassed, maybe just the first who could fight back without her job on the line, so I want to be the last girl he harasses), just… ugh. I just hope he gets the punishment he deserves. So… wish me luck with this whole “legal system” nonsense.

My hero

fuck him up

Make men pay for their misogyny.

Nicely done mate

this is older, any updates?

I wanna be as carefree as this pupper

Such a Latin dog

Bisexual Dorian

I’m soo soft for bisexual Dorian Havilliard who loves flirting with pretty girls who aren’t used to his charms and making them turn bright pink but also loves staring at shirtless guys. Dorian Havilliard, who is used to being the handsome and cocky prince that makes the ladies swoon but when it comes to guys he’s a soft mess - all flushed cheeks and shy smiles and trying not to act like he’s staring but he actually can’t look away. Chaol is training and his chest is glistneing with sweat and Dorian is like wow my bro has abs & don’t even get me started with Dorian staring at moonbeam-

*turns on tv, George Lopez comes on*

“All my friends know the low rider, The low rider is a little higher”

you think your crush is laying in bed thinking about you but in reality they’re reading about swords on Wikipedia

While you were wasting your time considering me as a romantic option I was studying the blade