Punkin Cat

stop holding ya pee for so damn long

Are you psychic?

no, i just know somebody following me is putting that shit off when it’s vital

No but really always reblog for a follower in need.

NO WAY

Giving a thunder stone to your eevee be like ... Kaboom ! Yeah, pokemon again... I like pokemons but it take time to animate them.

:/ i wish “bad guy” by billie eilish came out 7 years ago :(

explain

:)

unfortunately i Do feel better when i clean my living space and eat enough fruits and veggies and go outside and generally remember i am a mammal :| real pity that knowing this does not make it easier to do those things

a little girl from china covered a cat on the street with leaves because she was afraid that the cat would catch a cold 💛

i hope this girl is having a great day i think about her a lot

love how the cat is just “hm. thank you, child.”

Oh damn, my vampires got out of the yard again. Ethel, I have to call you back, they're already humpin the side of the neighbor's house.

Oh are they, well I'm open to suggestions

Can you watch this freaking thing for me

Paws so bige but tail so shrot

Explain.

Kibty

How are my sweetie pees

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

Imperial passport of Kublai Khan “I am the emissary of the Khan. If you defy me, you die.” 1240 A.D. [886x960]

ok? but who is winning in a FIGHT this isn’t about personality. Who is gonna WIN in fisty cuffs ?

Angelica can’t fucking fight. The only girl she’s ever scalped was Cynthia, and that’s cause she’s inanimate.

Angelica just acts hard cause she’s around literal babies all the time who can’t challenge her, that’s why she got her life snatched when Susie came around. DW on the other hand is about that life, she’s the youngest and smallest and still nobody fucks with her.

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

how is this post still going around

randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

eminem is trans masc to some, trans fem to others, and an enemy to all

Eminem is trans mascinem to some, trans feminem to others, and an eniminem to all

im gonna be sick

she’s gonna fucking kill him!!!!

Me waiting outside Elliot’s cabin every day so I can throw a lobster at him the second he steps outside