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Favorite video of all time, always reblog

this is easily the best one. the slight facial expression change once he finishes talking. the horribly unnatural fall into the water. the nailed swimming animations. the ragdoll. this man is a national treasure

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

Original

He’s trapped

Lazy cat

yes cowboy your masculinity is perfectly balanced between instinctive and performative now can you please bruce springs-clean your room

“Walktopus” Octopus Candle Holder by Scott Musgrove

http://thefabulousweirdtrotters.tumblr.com/

oh by the way, in Danish, "fag" means "subject" and "slut" means "end" so on library shelves you will see "fag slut" to note where the break in book topics is

pronounced fay' sloot

Certified Library Post

this painting came to me in a dream

NO ONE appreciated my joke and its two revisions when i posted it so i’m posting it here

Ogtha

Psst. Hey. Y'all should totally vote for the Mollusc of the Year awards, which are currently open at the moment: the winning species will have its genome sequenced for free, which greatly helps out the scientists studying it. Here are this year's candidates:

All of these guys are really cool, understudied invertevbrates, so spread the word! Its totally free, and you get to learn more about a bunch of cute underrated little guys

Here's the link to vote!

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

FUCK ME  the reveal video

“CHRIS??????”

“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”

Always reblog Y'gathok

DM:*Pulls out Y’gothok* *Turns on “Open Your Heart” by Crush 40*

Wow that DM really goes above and beyond

Reblogging Ygathok because it’s been one year since we fought him!!!! It just popped up on my timeline today!

Happy one year anniversary, our precious Old God boi!!!

One year ago today, this boy was revealed.

And for you guys, I have great news: I have the stats of Y’gathok complete and a general design for “how to use him” done. However, an adventure guide is incoming to teach you how to integrate him into any of your worlds!

A horseshoe crab being a home to other sea creatures!

Horseshoe crabs were once considered a sister group to arachnids, but are now understood to be full arachnids themselves.

Echinoderms like starfish are one of only four animal groups in the deuterostomia, which is a separate branch from all the rest of the animal kingdom, and another of those four groups are all of the vertebrates. These are all deuterostomes:

So the original photo is NOT a bunch of humans riding a giant spider into the ocean, but in evolutionary terms, it is more adjacent to a bunch of humans riding a giant spider into the ocean than it would be to the majority of other possible life on earth.

@mimupf

Precision art lines and color spreads

Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they're trying to use somnatic components.

Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can't do anything

wrong ♡

chain lightning

You're really gonna try chain lightning with a tongue in your mouth? You think that won't end horribly? You think you have more HP than me?