mobile sucks
okay so how do you change your background pic on mobile im so ??2?3?2?¿?2?4?¿
okay so how do you change your background pic on mobile im so ??2?3?2?¿?2?4?¿
even when everything changes, harry’s “excuse me liam” face never will
imagine meeting up with your icon only to find them wear the exact same shirt you have on right now
*screams for the rest of the day*!
2014 vs 2016
because i haven’t seen enough of these around and i am so here for angst:
omg i love these
• so we're kinda trapped in this haunted house together, and I'm kinda scared, and you're kinda scared, so let's be kinda scared together and kinda hold hands.. Maybe a kiss for good luck? • so like I'm sorry I've punched you five times and tried to kill you twice but I S W E A R that I do not have control over my body I think I'm possessed • there's a shadow following me and then it grabbed me and it turns out it's you and you're some shadow demon that thinks I'm cute • I feel like I'm being followed but every time I turn around no ones there. a few hours later I'm trapped in some cute crazy guy's basement and oh no he has a knife • i thought we were going to Florida for vacation but turns out our plane is haunted wow cool wait no not cool • my lights keep flickering and now you (a cute ass ghost) have appeared in my house and I'm scared as hell • it's dark and someone just grabbed me and now I'm crying please don't kill me.. oh wait you're cute but you're still trying to kill me so this kinda suck but yeah
a fucking DIMPLE.
so, my friend works at an LA recording studio and they send me this mp3 of golden. and i mean, just listen to it, it’s definitely about how in the beginning of one direction he felt “golden” but then as time went on “the sky turned to grey” :/
Sir Nicholas Winton is a humanitarian who organized a rescue operation that saved the lives of 669 Jewish Czechoslovakia children from Nazi death camps, and brought them to the safety of Great Britain between the years 1938-1939.
After the war, his efforts remained unknown. But in 1988, Winton’s wife Grete found the scrapbook from 1939 with the complete list of children’s names and photos. Sir Nicholas Winton is sitting in an audience of Jewish Czechoslovakian people who he saved 50 years before.
This post gained more than 100,000 notes in over a day. One of the most powerful things I ever posted.
louis tomlinson is so important
Tampons are a “luxury item”
Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the women’s bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they weren’t necessary.
I found out why after I’d been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room. He wanted to know why. I told him.
He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladies’ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if I’d just been told and there could be no possible argument.
“If I don’t go,” I said in an overly patient tone, “the blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair I’m sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. That’s why I need to go to the bathroom.”
His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, “Wait, you mean that if you don’t go, you’ll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!”
I thought, You have got to be kidding.
Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasn’t. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didn’t know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries.
And that’s how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen.
That’s.., that’s insane.
what the fuck did i just read
i know we’ve seen louis when he’s sweaty but what about when he’s sweaty and his hair is stuck to his forehead and tHE BED SHEETS ARE ATTACHING THEMSELVES TO HIS BODY AND HARRY IS HOVERING OVER HIM AND HE CAN’T STOP STARING AT HIS BABY BUT THE ONLY THING IN THE ROOM YOU CAN HEAR IS THEIR PANTING AND THE HEADBOARD HITTING THE WALL EVERY FEW SECONDS IM CRYING I NEED TO STOP
mr. x be like: obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake large fries, chocolate SHAKE
yall: yo these receipts are undeniable larry is REAL
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
who the fuck shaves their legs everyday?
just saw this again and I literally haven't shaved my legs since January 1st
Thanks to you all. RBB & SBB. xxxxx
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