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Mybabycorpse

@simpingforu

Just An emotionally traumatised ✨bitch✨ who has mommy fucking issues. (She/her)
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his pants are undone😭 pls it’s like I am watching my entire wattpad experience in one picture

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a looot of ppl messaged me and said that “you can’t call yourself a directioner if you are going to hype Harry and his grammys and ignore Zayn totally” pls wtf do you even mean??? Do you want me to NOT hype him?? well then I am only supporting Zayn. That doesn’t make me a directioner either. Pls understand that if you are hyping up Harry for his grammys it doesn’t mean that you are supporting the grammys with their racist behaviour. I support Zayn. And I know that grammys is shitty. But if Harry and other of my fav artists are achieving smth I am not gonna stop from supporting them. I love them. And I know that Grammys have snubbed a lot of artists and I stand by it. But I am not gonna fucking stop supporting Harry for achieving smth. He deserves it. Idc if you call me a directioner or not. Cuz it doesn’t even matter to me what you think anymore.

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HE FUCKING SHAKED HIS BOOTY IN MY FACE WITH BOA AND NO SHIRT UNDER. WHAT A MOTHERFUCKING STRIPPER. GIVE ME A LAP DANCE😋

that bitch knows how to tease me

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Good morning to everyone who is going to troll an oil company today 😇

The goal of bullying Big Oil companies over their climate tweets isn’t just to educate people about corporate hypocrisy. It’s to unite activists around the goal of taking away their social license to operate.
Oil majors have admitted to investors that their business would be in deep trouble without broad public support. They’ve also admitted the biggest threat to maintaining social license is public anger over climate change.
Oil companies could remedy this threat by winding down their fossil fuel operations, and investing heavily in renewable energy. But for the most part, they’ve chosen to combat public anger over climate change by investing in strategic communication.This consistent choice of empty climate words over meaningful climate action is why several Shell executives quit the company this week—and it’s why Heglar says social media call-outs are increasingly powerful.

– from this excellent article about why greentrolling is fun but also actually very effective: Drag them.The climate case for calling out fossil fuel companies online

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After seeing this my ovaries exploded. He owns me.

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when u get make a mutual and then ur mutual has an in group of mutuals and over time u one by one they follow u and u follow them back and vice versa slowly earning the trust of the italian mob one mafioso at a time until finally ur being kissed on the lips at gatherings

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the fact that there are only two numbers between 4 and 7 is so twisted and fucked up im literally going to be sick

the girls are learning to count

Technically there’s an infinite amount of numbers between them but I’m afraid if I try to explain decimals I’ll either lose my gay card or get shot

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simpingforu

Don’t worry baby. Math is gay.

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bro if I was bucky barnes I deadass would not be hitting up steve’s senior living home ever. like oh u chose to spend 80 years of your life without your best friend? ok fine I choose to spend the rest of mine without u. til the end of the line? huh we must have different tickets. die alone bitch!

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Reblog if no matter if you have 50,000 or 50 followers, you appreciate every single one. Reblog if you appreciate the messages you get, whether it's 100 or 1. Reblog if a little smile comes across your face everytime you see a new follower or message. Reblog if even though most of us aren't tumblr famous, we appreciate the little things.

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