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Captain Kirk

@its-james-kirk-blog

You know who i am😜
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Damnit Jim! How did you and that green blooded hobgoblin manage to make us time travel?!

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I don’t know it just happened and no I’m not gonna stun our ride this time you know why, because we don’t have one thanks to you. Shouldn’t have let me drive.

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Is Spock here yet?

No he’s to sensible to wonder off from the ship

Lame! I wanted to meet him.

Im not used to him not being here and arguing with my every word

Quick question, what’s a hobgoblin?

It’s bones talk for thingy…i think

Captain I’m lost

Well you need to get lost more often hat took you so long

I couldn’t leave the ship

Yeah yeah responsibilities and shit

Captain it is my duty as first officer

Oh come on spock, live a little

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Damnit Jim! How did you and that green blooded hobgoblin manage to make us time travel?!

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I don’t know it just happened and no I’m not gonna stun our ride this time you know why, because we don’t have one thanks to you. Shouldn’t have let me drive.

Avatar

Is Spock here yet?

No he’s to sensible to wonder off from the ship

Lame! I wanted to meet him.

Im not used to him not being here and arguing with my every word

Quick question, what’s a hobgoblin?

It’s bones talk for thingy…i think

Captain I’m lost

Well you need to get lost more often hat took you so long

I couldn’t leave the ship

Yeah yeah responsibilities and shit

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Damnit Jim! How did you and that green blooded hobgoblin manage to make us time travel?!

Avatar

I don’t know it just happened and no I’m not gonna stun our ride this time you know why, because we don’t have one thanks to you. Shouldn’t have let me drive.

Avatar

Is Spock here yet?

No he’s to sensible to wonder off from the ship

Lame! I wanted to meet him.

Im not used to him not being here and arguing with my every word

Quick question, what’s a hobgoblin?

It’s bones talk for thingy…i think

Captain I’m lost

Well you need to get lost more often hat took you so long

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Anonymous asked:

Are you dating again????

Im not dating someone but I'm looking for someone to dateDoes that even make sense I don't know I'm too drunk right now

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Anonymous asked:

captain smol dick, you've been exposed

Direct me to the exposure

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Anonymous asked:

I'm sure you'll find someone better and sweeter.

Batter, maybe. Sweeter, not too sure about that

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Anonymous asked:

Wait why did you two break up?

I don't really want to talk about it to be honest

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Anonymous asked:

You made mistakes. As long as you can learn, I think we can forgive you.

Who are you tho anon??

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