‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau

What is he doing?

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he’s giving directions

often i am saying this

More Millennial Wooster and Jeeves

My co-authors whipped this up

little pumpkin thief

Harbinger

PUPPY HAS RECEIVED SO MANY PETS AND IS ALL WARMED UP NOW

Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind

unmute for the unfathomable sounds of mankind being shamed

@elodieunderglass

I don’t want to end Amazon, because it provides an incredibly useful service to the disabled community, the elderly, and those who simply don’t have time to go shopping due to working three jobs and the like. There currently isn’t a major alternative on the market that is the same level of cheap and accessible.

What I do want to do is enforce some goddamn antitrust laws on major web-based companies like Amazon and Google and Facebook, and roll back their attempts at monopolizing entire industries, and make them pay their lowest-rung workers a fair wage and stop running their warehouses like a scene from a dystopian nightmare.

I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

I don’t have a hard time believing this.

Crows are smart as fuck I don’t even begin to doubt the veracity of these stories

A crow perched on a shrine boarder bowed back to me once while I was living in Japan. I was in laughing hysterics and a bit freaked out all the rest of the way home. Crows are fantastic and terrifying.

also, fun fact! whitetip reef sharks in particular are SO damn cuddly with each other that they'll actively seek out a buddy or ten when they get sleepy!

it's pretty much slumber party or nothing for these guys. you won't find a whitetip sleeping alone except in the most dire and tragic of shark circumstances.

(shhh! they are. SLEEBING)

kitten

man. what on earth.

ok i flipped it. sorry

Well @monstrousagonies ?

(by niyancororin15)

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Listen to me very carefully, I have seen the future.

That glass jar you are looking at, empty and ready to be saved, ready to be delabeled, cleaned and put in a shelf —

The small box with the satisfyingly sized lid, you know what I am talking about, when you have a small box and the lid fits on top of it at the perfect size that is easy to remove and yet secure when closed thus marrying the design and engineering of production —

The little cup that is a little too small to use for anything that immediately comes to mind but the shape of the color or the weight or the material it is made from or maybe just the size of it is appealing to you on a visceral level so specifically it is difficult to imagine life without this little cup even though you have no immediate use and also the size is inherently useless —

Listen to me.

I have seen the future.

That voice you hear maybe internally maybe it is your partner saying “you have a dozen of each of these things already we don’t need to save this one too?”

Listen to me.

Don’t listen to thAT VOICE KEEP THE USELESS THING YOU DO IN FACT NEED IT IT IS IMPRACTICAL AND WILL JUST COLLECT DUST BUT IT IS IMPORTANT DUST GOD DAMN IT