Friends Call Me Franki Or They Would If I Had Any

listen i’m bisexual so that means i’m attracted to

I think one of the greatest realizations I ever made was that I didn't have to choose between masculinity and femininity

The sooner you realise that you can do literally whatever you want as regards to your gender presentation (or lack thereof) and just take whatever bits and pieces you like from wherever, the sooner you can start enjoying life.

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

as a kid I never appreciated the comedic genius of my elementary school principal, who, whenever our school won against another school in a sport, would play what felt like 2 minutes of “we are the champions” over the PA during announcements, and just as it’s going “cuz we are the champions…of” he’d hit stop and his deadpan voice over the PA system would go “Brampton.”

We had a middle school dance dj who would do something similar with party in the USA. He’d play the chorus like “yeah yeah yeah it’s a party in the..” and then stop the music and just say “school”

this is so fucking funny

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The absolute coolest bubble machine ever. I love love LOVE bubbles. This bubble machine produces a ton of bubbles and is so very neat to look at. It’s different. So much fun. 😊

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Oh man, kid’s parties are gonna be so fucking lit!

I have never wanted a bubble gun more in my life then right now

Imagine people messing around with bubble wands and stuff, AND THEN SOMEONE PULLS OUT THE MINIGUN OF SOAPY ORBS

me about to brighten someones day

So, the women’s speed climbing world record got smashed today by Aries Susanti Rahayu (@AriesClimber). 6.995 s. First posted sub 7 sec time (with a splinted middle finger!). Amazeballs!

damn. damn!!

Woah

the way theyre banning #girl but people have urls like penisandballgobbler4200 

what’s wrong with my url

nothing

‘ur quiet’ i am gatekeeping my personality from u

⚠️flash warning⚠️

dolores just wants to sleep

When oppressed classes finally understand that they’ve been  pit  faithlessly against each other, and realize who their true enemy is.

For those who have overactive guilt complexes like me…

so proud of my organs for unionizing. would be great if it wasn't against me but you can't win them all i guess.

There is a child in this Walmart being removed from it throwing an absolute tantrum. But instead of typical tantrum raving, this maybe 5 year old kid is *bellowing* "I know my Rights! I know my Rights! I have the right to legal counsel! I have the right to a jury of my peers! I know my Rights! I know my Rights!"

Terribly pronounced. But that's the gist. It's adorable and hilarious.

Update: now it's "you'll never take me alive!!"

Final: the child was taken alive.

Artwork I created for the latest a disney Store Designer Collection. Midnight Masquerade. Find me @sthompsonart on Instagram . ✍🏻🎨✍🏻

Cats (2019)

OMG!!! I WANT YOU SO BAD!!! 😭

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