“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

Reblogging for 2020. Happy New Year, everyone.

I’m not risking it

After 2020??? This shit isn’t a joke!

I’m actually so thankful this popped up right now because I need that and this post always works

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

ain’t taking any chances

Reblog this if it’s 110% alright for me to randomly strike up a conversation with you, right here, right now.

Every person who reblogs this will get an adorable picture of Sarah and Brendon Urie in their inbox.

Every. Single. One.

i need one

All my different personalities had their own adventures yesterday. ✨ (👻: Thomas_Sanders)

I’ve decided there will never be a bad time to reblog this. Always bringing it back.

I couldn’t hold my laughter. It was to priceless.

Escape velocities for every planet in the solar system

Jupiter: YEET

i am jupiter

*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

actually my everyday life

LOOK WHAT’S BACK ON MY DASH

REBLOGGING RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

I’VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS

OH MY GOD

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS UNTIL NOW

THIS IS AMAZING

so i noticed a plot hole in descendants 2. in the end of their respective movies, Gaston, Ursula, and Captain Hook all died. how did they have children if they were dead?

it explains it in the book

There are only 2 genders

Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities. 

someone reblog this with the two real genders because this guy sure as heck didnt specify

Pokemon and Digimon

sun and moon

super trans and mega trans

chungo and scrungus

salt and pepper

Neither and both

Nintendogs 1 & 2

handmaiden and fuedal lord

Birdemic: Shock and Terror and Birdemic 2: The Resurrection

Team lads and team gents

Achievement Hunter and Funhaus

Khal Drogo and Not Khal Drogo

Mario and Luigi

Tom and Jerry

Ass and tiddies

Star Trek and Star Wars

Simon and garfunkel

Primmie and techie

Marina and The Diamonds

Grump and Not So Grump

Bread and butter

Ramones and Clash

Coke and Pepsi

Skype and Oovoo.

Derek and The Dominos

the proletariat and the bourgeois

feudal lords and handmaidens

Dungeons and dragons

narumitsu and narumayo

kinder and milka

benny and the jets

florence and the machine

shrek & the bee movie

Xbox and pc

Crystal Gems and Homeworld

Naruto & Sasuke

Ben & Jerry’s

Offense and Defense

Peanut butter and jelly

Coffee and tea

Owl and city

Lamb and beef

My type and not my type

Ihop and Denny’s

Mcdonalds and burger king

Coke and Pepsi

Jedi & Sith

Sharks and Jets

sans and komaeda

Joestars and Brandos

Alliance and Horde

Valor and Mystic

Dipper & Mabel 

Ruby & Sapphire

nutritious & delicious

furries & scalies

Overwatch and tf2

ocean and sky

Paydays and Whatchamacallits

Fred and George

team epic and team chicken leg

Inanimate Insanity and Battle For Dream Island

ruby and sapphire

*.Flowey and Asriel.

Undertale and FNAF

Gryffindor and Slytherin

Salt and Sugar

μ’s and Aqours

Black and white

Apple and android

Mini and Wumbo

Dan and Phil

DARN IT I WAS GONNA DO DAN AND PHIL @sorta-phantastic

Hobo and Glunkus

Ketchup & Mayo

chocolate and vanilla

ketchup and mustard

Grandes bites à viande

Batman and robin

Marvel and DC

Markiplier and Darkiplier

humans + dancers

Trans and Turbo Trans

gamers and goths

Raspberry and blue raspberry

Humans and monsters.

Kittens and puppers

Humans and transphobic aliens

Tag urself I’m Blue Raspberry

Disney and Songs

Red Queen and White Queen

Honey and Vinegar

Joan and Talyn

Sherlock and Watson @sherlockisactuallyagirlsname221

Doctors and companions

Manic and depressive.

arctic and antarctic

Benedict Cumberbatch and Roberty Downey Jr

Timon and Pumba

& & and

pencils and pens

Apple and Android

Dead Rats and Homicide

Nina and Alexander

Heather and Veronica

Iggy & The Cockroaches

chip and dale

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

ehh what the hell

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Just woke up 🙌🏿

Pplease😭🙏🏽

when JD says “but, but, but” in “Meant To Be Yours” reblog if you agree

Everyone who reblog this will get a short fic based off anything you want

Just message me! For fandoms, I will do only ones I am in or if I am interested after you suggest them!

I WILL NOT DO NSFW AT ALL

I wanna write stuffs heh

turn on predictive words then type the name of your favourite character and continuously click the predictive options to make a sentence

So my sentence would be the plot of Falsettos

Cordelia is a lesbian lesbian and lesbian lesbian gay men lesbian lesbian gay lesbian lesbian lesbians and lesbian lesbian gay men lesbian

Heather Duke is a lesbian lesbian culture is a lesbian culture that is lesbian culture is lesbian lesbian culture is a lesbian lesbian culture is lesbian culture and lesbian awareness

Kurt Kelly is a lesbian lesbian women lesbian lesbian men lesbian lesbian women lesbian lesbian men lesbian lesbian women lesbian lesbian men lesbian lesbian women

heather mac and cheese and i think both of us are in the corridor away from the main one lmao dint know how to respond to be in a warm swimming baths to be there at the same comment on my blog

ram sweeney was a great honor and i to the world we were just gay people in my gay marriage was the gay relationship